They say when you’ve found someone who always makes you laugh, you should marry them. Well, you’re happy to announce, you’ve found the one. Who is this wonderful person that continuously fills your life with wondrous laughter? It’s you, you should marry yourself because you’re freaking hilarious. In fact, you are, quite literally, the funniest person you know. Here are 10 signs your hilarity is second to none.
1.You frequently tell jokes that make your abs feel like you’ve just done a Jillian Michael’s 6 Week Six-Pack Abs workout.
2. You often find yourself in a room full of people chuckling at an inside-joke, you only tell with yourself.
3. More than once, you’ve caught yourself laughing at a joke you told well over a week ago. But come on it was hilarious.
4. When your friends are so annoyed with how funny you, they try not to laugh, but you can visibly see them struggling to choke down their giggling.
5. You’ve master every pun, one-liner, knock-knock joke, sarcastic comment, pop-culture reference, inside-joke, outside-joke, damn Daniel, suh dude, etc. because you’re the Bill Gates of comedy.
6. You once told a joke that was so funny, your friends almost actually died from laughter. Like, the room went completely silent. It. Was. THAT. Funny.
7. Sometimes you forget how funny you are when you’re around new people that aren’t accustomed to your jokes. That’s probably why you get the strange looks and awkward silences.
8. You frequently accidentally say something completely hilarious, and then follow-up with, “Damn, I’m hilarious, I should date me.”
9. In the rare chance that someone doesn’t find your jokes funny, you can always count on your best-friends to favorite your funny tweets, sympathy laugh, etc. because they know how important being funny is to you.
10. You think you’re so funny, you dedicate an entire online article to how hilarious you think you are.
So, say it loud and say it proud, “I am the funniest person I know.” No one knows your taste in humor like you do. Actually, no one knows humor like you do. So, tell that third play-on-words in a row, send that questionable meme to your best friend. You know deep down they will love it; even if they deny it. Dance your favorite weird dance moves and be that funny weirdo that you are. If anyone ever tells you you’re not funny, call them out straight to their face, because there ain’t nobody more hilarious than you!
