Some people think that love means fancy dinners and moonlit strolls on the beach, but all you need is a road trip to your nearest Taco Bell to fall in love. Here are 10 signs you are a true Taco Bell lover:
1. Your room is a Taco Bell take-out graveyard.
Empty brown bags plastered with the Taco Bell logo litter your bedroom floor. The passenger seat of your car has empty Freeze cups and receipts. Even when you take the time to clean the mess new wrappers always follow.
2. People don’t understand your love for the bell.
They say that McDonald’s is better, but you can’t hear them over the sound of your Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.
3. You’ve had Taco Bell for lunch and dinner in the same day with no shame,
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you’re real.
4. You keep a stash of your favorite Taco Bell sauce in the house
Even when you can’t make a run to the nearest Taco Bell, you have Fire sauce handy to spice up your next meal.
5. Your bank account is depleting in five-dollar increments.
Slowly but surely, this obsession is draining your funds. But the Doritos Locos Tacos are worth it every time.
6. You live for "Happier Hour."
Who can resist a $1 Baja Blast Freeze? Certainly not you. Everyone knows that the hours between 2 and 5 p.m. are your favorite time of the day.
7. You're more loyal to Taco Bell than you were in your last relationship, and so is Taco Bell.
When you’re stressed, upset, or just having cravings, Taco Bell is always there for you. Even in the dead of night, you know you can count on the drive-thru for some late night comfort.
8. You follow Taco Bell on all forms of social media.
This way you’re always hip to the latest menu additions and promotions.
9. Tears fall when they discontinue your favorite Limited Time Offer
Not only were you devastated when they discontinued the Cheesy Core Burrito, but you wrote depressing break-up poetry afterwards.
10. You’ve become friends with the employees at your local Taco Bell.
Yes, it's you again. After seeing their faces every week, you are familiar with the employees that work at your local Taco Bell. Maybe you’ve even become friends and they’ve thrown some free cinnamon twists your way.
