Oh, pizza, how much I love you. We have been through so much together. You have witnessed some of my biggest accomplishments, awful heartbreaks, lonely nights and college adventures. No matter what my situation is, I can count on you to be there for me through thick or thin, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. Pizza is a universal love among all human beings. I mean, who can pass up a good piece of pizza? Here are 13 things only true pizza addicts understand.
1. Whenever someone mentions pizza will be served after an activity, all your friends immediately give you “the look.”
2. So far this week, you’ve already eaten pizza three times. It’s only Tuesday.
3. When your late night pizza craving kicks in at 1 A.M., but Papa Johns closes at 12:30 A.M.
4. Ranch dipping sauce makes the pizza 10 times better and more heavenly.
5. Every day, you consider going on a diet or eating a salad for lunch, but then you remember pizza exists in the world.
6. Your friends get tired of going out to eat with you because all you ever want to eat is pizza. And, you always roll eyes to that one friend who's all like, "But, I had pizza last night." Um, no. I want pizza now!"
7. Your top favorite foods are pizza, pizza rolls and Addriatico’s zones.
8. You aren’t satisfied with frozen or “healthy” Lean Cuisine pizza like you are with your favorite extra cheesy, greasy local favorite pizza.
9. When you see an Instagram post, Facebook status or tweet about pizza, you favorite it every time.
10. You have Papa Johns, Hungry Howie's and Domino's phone numbers on speed dial for when you need your weekly pizza emergency.
11. You are guaranteed to have a picture of a hot, fresh pizza on your Snapchat story at least twice a week.
12. Your ideal “perfect” date is to stuff yourself with a mass amount of pizza, then nap afterward. (Because you can’t do anything else on a full stomach.)
13. You don’t even need a date because you’re in a hopelessly devoted and committed relationship with pizza.
