Target, the holiest of all superstores. Walking into Target and seeing a plethora of goodies can instantly brighten any day. Never once have you gone into a Target store without purchasing things you don't need, but swear you do. For all my Target lovers, this one's for you:
1. You get offended when people would rather go to Walmart.
Never will I walk into that ratchet hell-hole again
2. You refer to it as "Tar-Jay"
Only the most upscale pronunciation for this wonderful place.
3. You've been there so many times people assume you know where everything is.
"I don't work here.....but if I did, the toothpaste is in aisle four."
4. You go in for one thing, and come out with nine other things, minus what you came for.
I don't know when I'm going to use this, but I'm sure I'll need it some day.
5. You know the struggle of trying to find a matching bathing suit
Consider yourself lucky if you find an XXXL top to go with an XXS bottom.
6. You would beg your parents to take you to Target because you knew they had everything you wanted.
From Skittles to toys, to CDs, Target was your holy land.
7. You got really excited when they added the grocery section.
Finally, all of your favorite things in one place!
8. You realized how quickly your life went from this:
to this...:
9. You knew it was the greatest store on Earth when they added Starbucks to stores.
Nothing better than strolling up the aisles with your venti caramel frappe.
10. You'll never shop anywhere else because Target has everything you need.
