It's that time of year again, folks, where boys and girls alike dream up the sexiest outfits possible: that's right, Halloween. Some people like to keep things simple and just stick with the classics, but the 'slutty nurse' act is getting pretty old. If you're getting bored of the same old promiscuous costume, Yandy has you covered.
1. Sexy Cecil the Lion
What could possibly be sexier than a lion killed by a trophy hunter?
2. Sexy Donald Trump
Make America sexy. God awful wig included.
3. Sexy Goldfish
You know what's hot? A three-second long attention span. In other words, every drunk college student on Halloween, but especially in this costume.
4. Sexy Jellyfish
"Wow, you have such gorgeous... eyes." No really, no one will be able to take their eyes off of yours in this costume... because seriously, that skirt is distracting.
5. Sexy Olaf The Snowman
When you look up the definition of 'alluring' in the dictionary, you'll find these three things: a leotard, ill-fitting thigh-high stockings, and a weirdly phallic carrot nose. "Frozen" is officially for people of all ages.
6. Sexy Pizza Rat
Firstly, just... why? Secondly... shouldn't the pizza go in your hands or mouth? Anyway, you'll have everyone drooling all over your pepperoni in this getup.
7. Sexy Hamburger
While we're on the topic of food... your sex appeal will be off the charts in this slinky dress. I mean, there's the obvious 'Wanna touch my buns?' line, but c'mon! It's time to get more creative. Try this on for size: "Hey, I'm the Burger Queen and you can have me your way." *winks*
8. Sexy Pizza
All eyes will be on you, or rather, your toppings in this costume. You may not be Little Caesar's, but everyone else will certainly be 'hot and ready' when they see you walking around.
9. Sexy Banana
Not only is this thing strapless, but it also zips all the way down... easy access, ya peel me? Get it? Peel? Like a banana? Oh, forget it...
10. Sexy Spongebob Squarepants
I don't know what is more terrifying--I mean, attractive: the eyes placed cleverly on the chest area, or the fact that they're are always watching you.
Some of these are a bit over the top, right? I don't know how girls do it, especially here in Montana where we're lucky if there's not a blizzard on Halloween. Who has the time, or resistance to cold, to show that much cleavage in freezing weather? If any of you out there are like me, and prefer warmth to showing skin, I have the most sexy, yet practical costume of all time:
11. Sexy Kim Jong Un
Hot. Damn. Look at that 'do! And that collar that touches your chin? Just take my clothes off now... or actually, leave them on, because it's freezing outside. Either way, Halloween is a time to show everyone what you've got, whether or not that involves showing off your skin is up to you! Just know, that if you do decide to take the sexy route, there is more to life than a 'slutty pumpkin' costume.
