We all know that there is one friend in the group you have to bribe to get out of bed. For those who know who that friend is, or if you are that friend, these are probably some of the reasons how you know.
1.You wake up at 12 PM.
By the time you are up, you have received about 5 messages from friends who have been up since 9 AM. In fact, they all probably left for the beach without you already.
2. You don't have a job.
All your friends are probably off making money. Meanwhile, you are sitting at home debating whether you should go out and look for one.
3. You can no longer tell what day it is.
You wake up every day in a slight panic, not knowing if today is the day you actually had plans.
4. Your hygiene is deteriorating.
When you wake up you ask yourself whether to change out of pajamas or take a shower, because in only a few hours, you'll probably be right back in bed.
5. You watch too much Netflix.
While friends just manage to scrape in an episode or two of "Orange is the New Black," you've finished it in a day, watched all of "Friends," and are probably starting something new as you read this.
6. You've eaten all your food.
Whenever you visit friends they have well stocked pantries prepared for guests. Meanwhile, what's left of yours is probably in the form of crumbs all over the couch.
7. Everyone else makes the plans.
Instead of contacting people to make plans for the day, you sit back waiting for the pizza guy to arrive and simultaneously waiting to see if someone calls you.
8. You tell people to come get you.
Instead of driving yourself you make up car trouble to get people to come pick you up.
9. You are consistently the last one to arrive.
It takes you an extra 20 minutes to finish the episode you were watching, find the strength to get up off the couch, and find the keys that have been collecting dust.
10. When friends you ask you what you did, you'll say, "Nothing."
Saying anything else is too much effort. although you probably don't have much to say anyway.
