With the abomination that is Donald Trump and the possibly less abominable Hillary Clinton as our two most "eligible" candidates to run this country, I was thinking that I would provide maybe another option. This candidate is smart, famous, and most importantly, psychic.
1. She would be part of the general public.
She is a real member of the people.
2. She is trustworthy of confidential information.
She would keep nuclear codes and Area 51 information safe.
3. She is working to stop child obesity.
She is a pilar of physical and mental health.
4. She cares about saving economy.
Trickle down or bottom up? It doesn't matter. Raven will save the deficit.
5. She wants a technology-savvy future.
6. She would look great on a postage stamp.
Look at that face.
7. She is relatable to different economic classes.
She's a homie of all socio-economic groups.
8. She supports LGBTQ rights.
She is so open-minded.
9. She has international allies.
She is a foreign affairs connoisseur.
Whatever you do, just don't vote Trump please. Thanks.
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