The leaves are falling, the temperature is dropping, and the basic white girls are coming out of the woodwork. Why? Because it's autumn.
1. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Do I even need to go on?
2. Sweaters, Flannels, Boots, Oh My!
Leggings, leggings, everywhere.
3. Scary Movies.
What a great opportunity to Netflix and Chill with "Killer Klowns from Outer Space."
4. Bonfires
Mass burnings of leaves and other debris complete with s'mores and drunkeness.
5. Football
Go sports! Do the thing! Win!
6. Apple Orchards
Pick apples and pumpkins, eat donuts and watch the children have meltdowns from not taking their naps.
7. Halloween
Theres plenty of options: sexy goldfish, sexy Elsa and Ana, blowup fatsuits...
8. Haunted Houses
Grab someone's hand, hope you don't pee easily, and pray you come out with the same person you went in with.
9. No More Insects
All the bugs go back to hell, where they belong.
10. Thanksgiving
The only day you're allowed to stuff your face until you have to unbuckle your pants.