10 Reasons That Your Dog is Better Than Any Boy...EVER
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10 Reasons That Your Dog is Better Than Any Boy...EVER

Why date a boy when you can have a dog?

10 Reasons That Your Dog is Better Than Any Boy...EVER

1. Your dog is more loyal than any boy

This seems a little self explanatory, but your dog is always going to be there for you no matter what, and you honestly don't have to stress over that ever.

2. Dog's can't speak English

Basically what I'm getting at is that your dog can't actually lie to you so that's a bonus.

3. Your dog can't tell if you've changed your appearance

Whether you've put on a little weight, or you've changed your hair and you want someone's opinion, you can always count on your dog's wagging tail as the seal of everlasting approval.

4. Parents love them

You never have to worry about your parents not approving of the boy you take home as long as he's got four legs, fur, and just wants some love.

5. With that being said, dogs pretty much love everyone

Worried that he and your friends wont get along? No need, dogs are great with people, they're a huge hit at parties, everyone will be totally jealous.

6. Sleepovers all the time

Duh, cuddling with the actual love of your life whenever you want and never having to worry about what you're going to look like in the morning sporting the cute look of last night's makeup.

7. Dogs aren't moody

Even when you are, because let's be honest we all are sometimes, they'll be there for you and they wont get upset with you, even if you don't really know what you're in a mood about.

8. It's cute when your dog gets jealous

Come on, when your dog freaks out when you get home because it can smell another animal on you, that's adorable.

9. Your dog won't judge you if you eat a whole gallon of ice cream in one sitting

Honestly, they'll probably just be a little jealous, and maybe fall asleep next to you while you're doing it.

10. Your dog is always excited to see you

You can always count on man's best friend to be there for you at the end of a long day, and even if you haven't seen them the entire day, all they care about is seeing you walk through that door. It's almost like it's the highlight of their day. The best part? They give you that excited jumping-around-tail-wagging greeting, which can only mean that they love you, and when your dog says they love you, you can actually believe it.

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