I am a junior in college standing at about 5’8 with strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. My body type is all legs. My torso is nonexistent, but it supports some massive boobs. I honestly do not know my actual size, but if we are basing sizes off of the ever so famous Victoria’s Secret, I tried on a 36DDD and that was still too small. I hope you can see my argument and feel my pain, and maybe you can relate.
1. Self body image
Boobs add extra weight onto me that I absolutely hate. Dancing at the college level with my boob size completely diminishes my self-esteem. All the dancers are so tiny and do not even have to wear a bra. Meanwhile, I have to layer at least two to smash them down, but then I can’t even breathe properly.
2. Working out
I’ve been dancing for 15 years now, and the struggle to hold them down and keep them in place is so real. I don’t dance nearly as often as I used to, but I do go to the gym at least four days a week. I wear maximum support sports bras, and sometimes have to layer another one on top. Also, I refuse to wear tank tops while at the gym. Too much movement for my liking. Black t-shirts for life.
3. Bathing suits
Finding bottoms that fit my unimpressive lower half is not a problem. My upper half is a disaster. No matter what there will probably be some side boob or under boob. Each brand is different, which leads to different sizes. XXXL, I’m coming for you.
4. Stretch marks
When I’m at home, my bra comes off. So yeah, my triple D’s do hang low I guess you could say, especially when it’s that time of the month for my body to do the thing. They swell up and become tender, so my body consists of stretch marks that make me very self-conscious.
5. I can’t wear what I want to wear
Any shirt with a high neck is out of the picture. Trust me, it is not a pretty sight. Any shirt with a low cut all of the sudden makes me Kim K promiscuous. Crop tops and tank tops are also a hit or miss. I have fat-ish arms, but so what? It’s my body repaying me for the ginormous jugs it decided to grow. Button up shirts? No thanks, a button might pop off and shoot somebody in the eye. An open back dress? Nope. Basically, any shirt in general makes me appear fatter than I already am. I just can’t win.
6. Boys become stupid when they find out or realize how big they actually are
Yes, um, hello…my eyes are up here. And no, is the answer.
7. My friends do not understand
All they do is make comments about them. They also don’t understand why I need to wear two bras most of the time. Then you get the friends that envy them and say, “if I had your size boobs I would be showing them off all of the time!” No you wouldn’t, sweetie. If I could donate boob-age like I could donate hair, I would be all over that.
8. Walking down stairs
Sometimes you have to give them the extra support, cross your arms, and hold them close.
9. Giving hugs
If I hug a shorter person, they may encounter some boob-to-face-action. If I hug a person of the same height or taller, I become self-conscious if they could feel them.
10. Most guys are butt guys
Any girl can do a some squats a few days a week, but can they naturally grow some boobs? Give us some love, too.
