When I first got my puppy, I thought to myself, "Nothing could be more high maintenance than this cute little guy." However, then I got a boyfriend. Owning a dog and having a boyfriend are pretty much one in the same. Here are 10 reasons why having a boyfriend is a lot like taking care of a small puppy.
1. They both have the "puppy eyes." Mastering the "puppy eyes" in a relationship is key. Just like your dog, these eyes basically can get you whatever you want.
2. They both are always wanting to play. Having a significant other requires a lot of energy. Just like having a puppy, your partner is always going to be bugging you to entertain them.
3. They both will secretly go to the bathroom in the house. All dog owners know that look your dog flashes after they have accidentally relieved themselves in the house. This look is pretty similar to the same look your partner gives after they have just taken a dump in your bathroom.
4. They both are always ready to eat. I don't know if there is scientific proof of this, but I'm pretty positive that when people are in a relationship they are always hungry. Just like my puppy, I'm constantly trying to get my boyfriend to buy me food.
5. They have a mean bark. Whenever you aren't giving either of them attention they are going to snap at you.
6. Chasing them when they run away. Even if you are on and off all the time, you know they will always come back.
7. You can tell them anything. A dog will love you no matter what, and so should a good boyfriend.
8. Guard dog or boyfriend? Because you know they will always have your back.
9. They both always want affection. Their tails are always wagging.
10. The best of friends. Enough said.



























