10 Pickup Lines That Will Probably Never Earn You A Date
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10 Pickup Lines That Will Probably Never Earn You A Date

This is for your own good as well as the good of those around you.

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10 Pickup Lines That Will Probably Never Earn You A Date
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You've spotted a hottie across the bar and the urge to talk to them is overwhelming. Minty fresh breath? Check. Hair in place? Check. Fear that you'll die alone bubbling up in your chest? Check. You approach this particularly attractive individual with all the confidence you can muster, but as they turn to face you, you realize you have no clue what to say... But whatever you do, do NOT drop any of these lines unless you're cool with making a hasty exit with a take-out bag over your head to hide your embarrassment:

1. "Are you a library book? Cause I'm definitely checking you out."


2. "If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you."


3. "Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."


4. "You look sick. I think you're lacking Vitamin Me."


5. "Are you a tall glass of water? Cause I'm feeling thirsty."


6. "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop!"


7. "You must be a criminal, cause you've stolen my heart!"


8. "Are you a trash bag? Cause I wanna take you out."


9. "Please date me."


10. "Are you the Fiona to my Shrek? I don't think I'll ever get ogre you."


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