1. Donald Trump Crew Socks ($12.00)

Express your political stance without even saying a word. People can ask who you're most likely to vote for this upcoming election year, or they can just look down at your feet. (Bernie/Hillary socks also available online).

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2. Twerk Socks ($12.00)

The art of the twerk is difficult to master. So whether you're an avid twerker, or can simply appreciate the hard hours of practicing in the mirror, these socks are the ones for you.

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3. Tuxedo Socks ($8.75)

Are you a prim and proper motherf*cker? Then dress to impress by adding these tuxedo socks to your wardrobe collection, and wear them with pride at your next black tie event. These socks will keep you looking fresh all through the night.

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4. Hundred Dollar Bill Socks ($18.00)

The life of a savage is one full of Franklins. You work hard, and people should know you're always staying on that grind. So if you've got skillz to pay your billz, this is the perfect pair of socks for you. Stay hustling.

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5. Relatively Cool Socks ($11.50)

You don't have to be Einstein to know that these socks will take you straight to the realm of savagery. They might even help you pass your next math exam. Just for that reason alone, they might be worth adding to your sock collection.

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6. Alien Abduction Socks ($8.00)

Avoid getting abducted by aliens on your next extraterrestrial encounter by buying a pair of these socks. It's basically a fool proof plan. The aliens will give you mad props for your strong sock game, and will probably spare your life.

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7. Netflix and Chill Socks ($24.99)

People are going to have no chill left when they see you rocking these social media favorites on your feet. You've got the Netflix. You've got this chill pair of socks. Now all you need to do is find yourself a bae (which shouldn't be too hard after this sock purchase).

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8. Mermaid Socks ($15.00)

Make your white girl dreams come true by purchasing a pair of these knee high mermaid socks. By transforming your feet into a mermaid tail, you now have an excuse to avoid all fiscal responsibilities. Mermaids don't work, so why should you?

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9. Not the Average Cat Socks ($12.00)

Remember, you're a savage. Therefore, you don't have time for people's nonsense. Save yourself from social interaction, and let your kitty cat socks tell everybody how you're feeling. Sassy and proud of it.

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10. The Perfect Finals Week Socks ($9.99)

....need I say more?