As a college student, this time of year can be filled to the brim with stress. From the midterms that seem to destroy any sense of faith you had in this world, to trying to figure out where you’re going to hide your booze for parents weekend, there’s just no escaping the inevitable panic attack that is slowly creeping over you. However, there comes a weekend in October that seems to serve as a temporary break from the overwhelming responsibilities we must tend to on a daily basis, a weekend that brings out the child in all of us—Halloween. As we grow older, it becomes less about dressing up and more about dressing down. That’s right, we young adults love to find any excuse we can to wear the bare minimum of clothing, especially when it also involves sexualizing our favorite pop culture references. With this holiday less than a week away, some people may have found themselves still searching for the perfect sexy costume, but to no avail. Well, have no fear! Here is a list of the sexiest costumes that would be the talk of every party you attend.
1.) Pikachu
Hey, fellas! Remember the good ol’ days when you would play Pokémon for hours on end on your Gameboy? Well, now you can bring the most beloved Pokémon to life with this incredibly revealing costume! This will help you “spark” up a conversation with partygoers, for sure.
2.) Olaf
Are you and your best friend looking for costumes that go together? Look no further! Here’s one of the most iconic best friend duos with all of the implied sexual tension seen on screen.
3.) Bert and Ernie
Are you and your best friend looking for costumes that go together? Look no further! Here’s one of the most iconic best friend duos with all of the implied sexual tension seen on screen.
4.) Priest
Forgive me father, for I have the perfect Halloween costume for anybody who’s been praying for an idea. By the time you’re done wearing this costume, you’re gonna have quite a bit to spill in the confession booth.
5.) Nemo
Finding Nemo might have appealed to the parents more had this costume been incorporated in the film. Can’t wait for "Finding Dory," at this rate!
6.) Hulk Hogan
When thinking about what you find sexy, if Hulk Hogan isn’t the first person to come to mind, something might be wrong with you! That’s why Mr. Hogan himself is the perfect costume to wear if you’re looking to show off your body.
7.) Minions
We’re actually going to take a break from the list for a moment to discuss this costume. Just like the minions themselves, this costume is an ungodly creation. While the rest of the costumes on this list are perfect for your Halloween needs, there will never be anything even remotely socially acceptable about wearing such an abomination. Do not invest money in this.
8.) Yoda
Okay… back to the list. The force is strong with this one, folks! Nothing screams sexy like a shriveled up, green alien.
9.) Edgar Allan Poe
What’s sexier than one of the most influential American writers to have ever published work? This Edgar Allan Poe costume is sure to turn heads, and people will be “raven” about how great you look.
10.) Santa
It’s never to early to celebrate Christmas, so why not unleash your inner ho, ho, ho on Halloween!
