Owning a dog has easily been one of the most rewarding choices I've made in my life. Let's call it like it is: I'm a crazy dog parent. However, I know I'm not alone; and there are some confessions we all can make.
1. I have more conversations with my dog than I do with most people.
Said conversations range from asking who the good dog is (him, obviously), to dinner ideas, to work stress. Sometimes, we even talk politics.
2. The way I talk about my dog makes people wonder if I have a human child.
I brag about him like people brag about their human kids. Your child made the honor roll? My dog chased four squirrels on our morning walk.
3. My bed is really my dog's bed that he is kind enough to let me sleep on.
Sometimes, I even get a blanket!
4. I am not always the best at scolding my dog.
In my defense, he plays the game way too well. You know, puppy eyes.
5. My dog has so many nicknames that I almost forget his real name sometimes.
Oddly, though, he responds to most of them.
6. I "accidentally" drop food on the floor for my dog more than I should.
I swear, it just slides off the plate.
7. My dog's collection of toys is larger than my collection of, well, anything.
Tennis balls, rope toys, squeakies, OH MY!
8. If my dog can't come with, there's a chance I might not go.
We're a package deal, people.
9. My dog is beyond spoiled, and I am fully aware.
I do damn near anything I can to give my dog the best life ever. Car windows down in winter? Yup. Treats that cost more than 3 Starbucks drinks? Of course.
10. My dog is truly my best friend.
I may have picked him up from the shelter, but my dog rescued me. I wholeheartedly believe that he has made my world brighter, and brought so much fun to my life. He lets me hug him when I cry (sometimes) and lets me humiliate him in Christmas sweaters and Halloween costumes. The most loyal and adorable friend I'll ever have. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's treat time.
