10. Team America World Police

This is only here because if I didn't put it on the list, someone would have said I forgot it. It's funny and graphic.

9. Roadhouse

Spoiler alert: This is not going to be the only Patrick Swayze movie on the list. What can I say, the man brings the sex appeal! Roadhouse is no different. This takes the shower scene from Fifty Shades Darker and actually makes it sexy.

8. Showgirls

Like Team America, this one is on the list for pure hilarity. I have never had sex in a pool and perhaps I am no expert on it. I just really question the physics of this scene, which makes it a true eyesore.

7. Gone Girl

Okay, this one is a bit of cheat, because they don't actually have sex. However, it's a great scene from a film standpoint. So, it is worthy of a spot here. Also, let's be real, Rosamund Pike really fucked NPH in this scene.

6. Sausage Party

This was one of the biggest surprises in film history. The film was leading and building towards this and we all had no idea. This is better than the Team America scene. Hilarity and severely graphic, but brilliant.

5. Ghost

This scene captures the beauty of sex and I think it is almost without peer. I say that knowing I ranked 4 other scenes up higher. This isn't so much about the sex, but the build up to it. Which is fitting considering I couldn't find a clip with both the build and the sex following it. So, enjoy the build up.

4. Knocked Up

Who would have thought that Patrick Swayze and Seth Rogen would be the two common actors on this list. This scene captures the awkwardness of a one night stand to an almost embarrassing degree. It also teaches the valuable life lesson to always wrap it, buddy.

3. Watchman

Probably my most controversial pick. This one is widely regarded as a laughable misstep from social media punching bag Zack Snyder. I actually enjoy the fact that two superheros bang to Leonard Cohen. There is a sweetness and a desperation about it all that I find fascinating. Also, it comes complete with a comedy money shot. 'Nuff Said.

2. American Psycho

Three very important and simple reason why this is great; Genesis, Batman, and sex. Now, that is a legendary threesome.

1. Top Gun

I mean, hello! How in the blue hell could this not be the greatest sex scene of all-time? It's got incredible '80s tunes and Cruise!