That's it, you've had it with her and her weird #MCM photos of you sleeping showing up on your Instagram feed. Now before you start telling yourself things are going to get better, ask yourself: is it really worth it?
Your 20's are the best years of your life –– unless of course you win the lottery at age 31. There are plenty of benefits of having a girlfriend... I'm sorry, I can't even type that with a straight face...
Here are 21 things better than having a girlfriend and just remember, a happier life is just a right-swipe away:
1. Fantasy football
2. Away game road trips
3. Gushers4. Pizza buffets
5. Three-day weekends
6. Farting in bed 7. Any Vince Carter jersey ever...8. Those coconut Girl Scouts cookies
9. 2 AM, "You up?" texts
10. Bar stools at happy hour
11. Shameless staring
12. "Poor aim" in the bathroom
13. Cover bands
14. Dan Bilzerian's Instagram15. Refusing to swipe left, aka Tinder Roulette
16. Moe's Mondays
17. Cancelled classes for Thursday football games
18. Quoting South Park19. Being on fire in NBA Jam
20. Tony Romo jokes21. 75 degrees and low humidity