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Your Birthday As Told By Minions

Catherine Kang
Jan 06, 2016
Johnson & Wales University
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Your Birthday As Told By Minions

Minions expressing your feelings during your birthday weekend month:

When you realize that you have yet to plan the most important weekend of the year

Panic mode is in full effect.

Trying to decide on a restaurant for your birthday dinner

Have you ever tried to get 20 opinionated girls to agree on one restaurant before? If not, consider yourself lucky that you haven't had to experience that kind of headache.

Despite all the suggestions of new, hip places everyone wants to try, you always end up going to the same exact place as everyone else

Hibachi, anyone?

Call them an hour before to reserve a table

What do you mean this is last minute? Last minute would be, like, 15 minutes before, duh.

Gotta find the perfect outfit

Birthday princess has to have the best outfit, no?

Enjoying your complimentary birthday scoop of ice cream

Who doesn't love free food? Everyone knows that college kids are ballin' on a budget!

Pre-celebration jitters

Grandma's goin' out!

Pregame with all of your friends

Throw a back a few shots and sing along to every song at the top of your lungs.

Showing up at the club with your squad

#squad #goals #besties #turnup #yaaaaas

Dancing at the club

Ooooh yaaas, girl, this is my jam!

When your friends see you dancing with someone you normally wouldn't if you were sober

Take off your drunk goggles!

Going up to the DJ to demand request a song

So ready to dance my a*s off!

When the DJ doesn't play it

Fine, b*tch, I see how it is.

Whatever, not gonna let him ruin my night

Just gonna do my own thaaaaang!

When they stop the music and turn the lights on

OMG already?!

I guess that means that it's time to leave the club

Noooo, but just one more song!

When your friends would rather go home than gobble down a few slices of pizza

What is wrong with you?!

Finally going home after you've stuffed your face

My bed is just calling my name.

Your roommate tucking you into bed

Thanks, Mom!

Waking up the morning after and feeling like death

Ugh, who let us make all those bad decisions last night?!

And when you realize that your birthday is over...

That went by so fast...

LOLJK IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH

Hahahaha joke's on you, you thought we were done?

LET'S GO ROUND TWO TONIGHT

No regrets!

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