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You Know You're a Basic B*tch When...

A bitch with a pH value greater than 7.

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You Know You're a Basic B*tch When...
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The Basic Bitch: we all know one, love one, hate one, or are one. It's just a fact of life. This coined term has been around for years and yet some still wonder, what exactly does it mean to be basic? Grab your Starbucks cup and take a seat because I guarantee after reading this list, you'll find out just how "basic" you really are.

1. You use the dog filter in every Snapchat

2. You wear leggings 24/7

3. You order Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Caramel Macchiatos

4. You have a Bitmoji

5. You've Pinterested your room-twinkly lights, tapestry, and all

6. You're constantly taking selfies

7. You wear crop tops

8. You like eating at Panera and Chipotle

9. You shop at Forever 21 and Victorias Secret

10. You have "Wine Wednesdays"

11. You use the duck face or stick your tongue out in every picture

12. You buy scented candles from Bath and Body Works

13. Your favorite meal of the day is brunch

14. You eat avocado toast

15. You can easily quote Mean Girls

16. You've posted a pic of your meal on Insta

17. You constantly use emojis

18. You religiously watch shows like Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries

19. You've owned at least one pair of Uggs

20. You spend half your paycheck on Kylie Jenner Lipkits and Urban Decay Naked palettes

21. Your favorite phrases include "I literally can't even" and "Sorry, not sorry"

22. You own an infinity scarf

23. You've been to or always wanted to go to a music festival

24. You invest more time in the Bachelor than in your math class

25. You won't leave the house unless your eyebrows are perfect or *on fleek*

26. You quote your favorite songs as Instagram captions

27. You spend more time taking gym selfies than actually working out

28. You consider egg white omelettes and adding spinach to everything to be a diet

29. You abbreviate every other word

30. You spend hours choosing a filter for Instagram

31. You've attempted a juice cleanse or tea detox

32. You love "fro-yo"

33. You've used the phrase "chicks before dicks"

34. You live for a good manicure

35. Your safe haven is the mall

36. You know everything in celebrity gossip, but have no clue about the news

37. You read your horoscope and freak out when it slightly comes true

38. You're obsessed with Nicolas Sparks movies

39. You say "like" at least 100 times a day

40. You've thought about ombre-ing your hair

41. You spend more money on Ubers than gas for your own car

42. You were obsessed with Candy Crush at some point

43. You've dressed up as a cat for Halloween

44. You check your Starbucks account more than your email

45. You base your life off Buzzfeed quizzes

46. Your main source of communication is through group chats

47. You live for margarita night

48. You love funneling more than drinking itself

49. Your favorite color is bitchy pink

50. Your Snapchat score is higher than your bank account

51. You own a pair of "don't fuck with me" sunglasses

52. You consider contouring to be a legitimate skill

53. You laptop is covered in various stickers you ordered from Red Bubble and Amazon

54. You scream in happiness when you see the word "SALE"

55. You've already basically planned out your wedding

56. You own a million lip products you insist are all different colors

57. You act like you haven't seen your best friend in years when you meet up, but really you saw her at brunch earlier

58. You have inspirational wall decor you bought because you thought it was pretty

59. You always #tbt and #fbf

60. You know you're basic and you own it because you don't give a fuck

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