You still refer to main service as "big church."
I have grown up in church my whole life and I am 17 years old and I still refer to the main service in the sanctuary as "big church." It happens...
When mom or dad tells you no, you know exactly which "church grandma" to go to in order to get your way

When you grow up in church you call just about every elderly lady in the church "grandma" and you never fail to get a piece of candy or get your way when mom or dad says no.
You know just about EVERY. SINGLE. Hymn in the Hymnal book

This is the most common sign of someone that has grown up in church their whole life. You can burst out in "I'll Fly Away" at any given moment.
There is no better cooking than church potluck cooking

Every single lady in the church doesn't just cook... they COOK
You got the evil eye from your momma while she was up in the choir

Odds are you were probably talking when you shouldn't have been.
Church pews become like a second bed

You can not honestly sit here and tell me that you've never used a church pew to take a nap on...
Sunday naps are the best naps

The Lord created Sunday's for church and after church naps. There is just something special about Sunday afternoon naps.
You know every single word to every single Veggie Tales song there ever is
"If you like to talk to tomatoes..." I know you want to sing along, so go ahead. I won't judge.
You feel completely out of place if you miss one Sunday at church
I don't know about you, but I feel completely out of place if I miss one Sunday at church and when I return the next week I feel like its been 20 years since I've been there.



















