Just to make myself clear: you are not my favorite person. Actually, you are by far one of my least favorite. You broke her heart; you made her cry to the point of being unable to breathe. She ate pints and pints of ice-cream to help to fill the hole that you put in her heart. All because you decided you were done. Your “I love you”'s were filled with empty promises and lies you were telling everyone, in the hopes of selling yourself on this idea that you could have your cake and eat it too. Not the case. As much as I dislike you for the pain you put my best friend through, there is something I want to say to you. Thank you. I know -- probably not what you were expecting to come out of my mouth, but I think a thank you is in order.

Thank you for making her stronger. I know she didn’t realize it when it happened, because at the moment she was so torn apart she could not see the positives in this. She may not even realize it now, but your breaking her heart made her a fighter. She is able to rely on herself, and know that she can be happy without a guy in her life. As much as it hurt for her to say goodbye to the relationship that consumed her for two years, she has finally moved past it and has become one of the strongest people I know; and as much as I hate to admit it, that’s because of you.

Thank you for making her realize she deserves better. You started off nice in the beginning, being sweet and acting like you cared. But soon, within in a few short months, the cute texts dissipated and just ceased to exist. The cute texts turned into your acting like she had no right to ask questions, know what you were doing or where your relationship stood. I hate to break it to you, but she had every right to know those things; you were in a relationship -- God forbid she wanted to know what her boyfriend was doing.

Finally, thank you for breaking her heart. Now, do not let this go to your head, or make yourself think you did something right, because in all honesty you messed up the best thing that ever happened to you. You were never good for her, and now that she has finally moved on from you, you will now be able to see that you treated an amazing girl like garbage all because you couldn’t help yourself. However, your breaking her heart made her into the strong, fearless and beautiful best friend that I get the pleasure of having in my life, and you don’t.

To make myself clear: just because I wrote this does not mean I like you or that you are my favorite person… you still broke my best friend's heart.