Whether you love them or hate them, being a Kardashian would be undeniably awesome. You could have anything -- literally anything -- that you want at virtually any time, not only because you’re mega-rich, but because the world is like, super obsessed with you for some reason. Hell, you probably wouldn’t even have to spend a penny on half of your custom Givenchy gowns, because you being photographed in them is payment enough. You now live in a reality where people pay you upwards of $275,000 to post a photo on Instagram. Your life is awesome, half the world loves you, the other half absolutely hates you, but hey, at least they all know who you are.

But what would happen if you weren’t one of the Kardashian/Jenner ladies, but instead you were . . . Rob. If you’re not a fan of the Kardashian “klan," then you may not even know who Rob is, even though he is every bit as Kardashian as Kim, Khloé and Kourtney by blood -- and even more so than Kendall and Kylie. So yes, your dreams of magically being reborn into the Kardashian family are coming true, but your’e Rob. And because “momager” Kris decided you weren’t going to be one of her beautiful little cash-cows, you got dismissed at about 22. As Kim would say, tragic.

Now you’re left on your own -- mommy isn’t arranging any multi-million-dollar business deals for you, and you aren’t booking club appearances every weekend anymore. Sure she “tried” to get you some gigs at first, but hey, your sisters were just keeping her too darn busy! So now you’re stuck living in a spare bedroom in your newlywed sister’s house, binge-eating pizza, playing X-Box and smoking an absurd amount of weed. I mean, sure it’s not the worst thing in the world, but considering the overwhelming success the rest of your family is experiencing, it’s not so great.

Instead of being motivated to match your family's success, you fall deeper into your pizza-induced oblivion, gain 80 pounds, refuse to appear on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and you stop going out in public. They try to “help” you on several occasions -- with interventions, group therapy and even a dietician, but all attempts fail in one way or another. Eventually you come to the realization that you totally hate your family.

So what’s left to do but to piss them off in the worst way possible? Well apparently nothing, since that’s exactly what you did this past week. And what better method to do it than to date your sister’s current boyfriend’s ex-fiance? The announcement came in form of this photo posted by Blac Chyna on Instagram. You're holding her in headlock-type-thing (how cute), your arm instantly recognizable because of your tattoo (which does in fact feature some barbed wire -- hardcore).

So let me break this down for you. Kylie Jenner, "your" youngest sister, is dating Tyga, who was engaged to (and has a son with) Blac Chyna. Now, "you" (yes, Kylie’s brother) are dating Chyna, who is Tyga’s ex. Keeping up? OK, good.

To make things worse, you posted several snaps of Chyna to your Instagram (and didn't get paid anything for it), one with this confusing text accompanying it: “Blac Chyna probably out shopping rite now as she plan to give birth to the only next generation of the Kardashian Name! #BabyKardashian” A baby Kardashian? And with a family nemesis? Sounds like the biggest Kardashian feud in history.

Your sister that you were living with? Yeah, she’s done with you, and she let the world know in the form of the caption on this Instagram post:

You have nowhere left to go, so you move in with Blac Chyna, further upsetting your family, and making the already huge gap between you and them even bigger. Are you the black sheep of the family, or are you the only normal one out of the whole bunch? At this point, who the hell knows -- you just better keep on staying indoors so that Kylie doesn't come and run you down with her G-Wagon.