You know when you have an awful song stuck in your head and you almost just want to tell someone else what the song is so they have to endure the torture with you? Yeah, me too. There's nothing like having a good day ruined by a mediocre song with horrible lyrics playing in the back of your head.
I came up with a list of the 10 worst songs that have been stuck in my head recently, and I apologize if one of them sticks with you after reading this article.
10. Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls
Nothing makes me feel more lame than having this song stuck in my head. Do you think the members of the Pussycat Dolls are embarrassed that they sang this song? Better yet, are they embarrassed that they referred to themselves as the Pussycat Dolls?
9. Snap Yo fingers - Lil Jon
Okay, just the way the title of this song is spelt should make you annoyed. Not to mention the sound of Lil Jon's weird voice yelling at you to snap your fingers by yourself. This is literally the only one of his songs I know of in which he doesn't yell "WHAAAAT OKAAAAAY" in the background. Thanks, Lil Jon, for being stuck in my head from time to time, and making me awkwardly snap my fingers because it doesn't feel right not to.
8. It's Goin' Down - Yung Joc
I only have one question: Did anyone ever find out what was going down?
7. So What - Pink
I kind of like Pink. But this song is just awful, especially the "Na Na Na Na Na." More like no, please, dear God, turn this song off now.
6. Because I Got High - Afroman
I have to admit that this song is pretty hilarious, and something of a classic, but it is way too easily stuck in my head. From time to time, someone is going to reference this song, and then I'm going to be subconsciously humming it for the following week. Inspiring song, but not one that's enjoyable to have stuck in my head.
5. Problem - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande has grown on me since this song, but I would literally get out of the shower to turn off the radio if this came on. It's basically three minutes of her screeching with some subpar rap by Iggy Azalea. No, thanks.
4. You're Beautiful - James Blunt
I don't know why, but this guy has always reminded me of Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. The opening line of this song is "My life is brilliant." Enough said.
3. Watch Me - Silento
I am seriously one stupid dancing song away from boycotting my generation's music. It's not fair that people these days get to make these dumb songs and make so much money off them. I don't even know what whipping and "nay nay-ing" entails. For the love of God, just make it stop.
2. Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
You can't say Paris Hilton did nothing for her fame; she made this horrendous song that makes me want to never listen to music again. There's a reason why she never came out with another song and now sticks to being a DJ. It was a cute attempt, Paris.
1. Show Stopper - Danity Kane
This song was stuck in my head today and it made me so mad that I wrote an article about it. Why was Danity Kane even a thing, were they really in a rainbow cadillac, what're they doing with their life now? I don't know and I don't care, I just want this song out of my head. Thanks P-Diddy, Puff daddy, whatever your name is, for literally nothing.
