I will be the first to say, I love watching the Olympics. I mean who doesn't love watching running, twirling, and canoeing for 16 days straight? In 1900, the white men running the world decided: “hey let’s let some women compete, why not!” One hundred and sixteen years later, and twenty nine Olympic games later, those same men undoubtedly believe that they are standing behind their magnanimous decision to let women to compete, but instead, sexism is more blatant now than ever. Lets take a look at how respected women athletes are!

1. Thank god Hungary's Katinka Hosszu's husband swam her race for her!!

Oh wait, I do believe it was her that broke the 400 meter world record. I don't think I saw anyone else in the pool?? did you??

2. Congrats to the "Wife of Bears' lineman" on her bronze medal!

is that her given name? I thought it was Corey Cogdell?

3. Yeah Gaby Douglas has won a few medals, done some impressive flips and what not, but what about her hair??

Like, what about her hair? She's one of the greatest athletes of our time, male or female.

4. Katie Ledecky finished 11 seconds ahead of her competition in the 800 meter freestyle, good for a girl I guess.

According to commentator, Rowdy Gaines "a lot of people think she swims like a man.” Im sorry what man has beat their competition by 11 seconds?? In any sport??

5. Hey women watching the games, you must be watching for the drama, since you can't possibly be interested in the athletics!!!

Hey John Miller, if I wanted to see some drama, I would tune into Bravo. Thanks tho!

6. Sarah Sjostrom may swim, Sarah Sjostrom may break her own records, but... does Sarah Sjostrom samba?

I am sorry but when is the last time a commentator asked a man to do a sexy dance instead of just congratulating them on their win?

7. Live from the Olympics, 5 incredible gymnasts gossip on side lines in between winning routines. Commentator is confused, is this the olympics or a gossip sesh at the local mall!

Here is the real question, was Simone Biles talking about winning all around, or if Nordstrom changed location in the Rio mall?!?!

8. You know what is more important what commentator Helen Skelton has to say, her mini dress!

Totally agreed Brian, 100% do not stay tuned to watch some of the most incredible athletes in the world compete!!!

9. Update now: According to BBC, women's Judo shall now be renamed, women's "classic catfight".

Forget skill, hours in the gym, and being an incredible athlete, women are born knowing how to catfight?? right??

10. Just in: Dana Vollmer giving birth might actually be more impressive than her winning an olympic medal!!!

Dana Vollmer was an amazing swimmer four years ago, but thank god she had a baby in between Olympics. Her outstanding athletic abilities would have certainly not been enough for her to make headlines!! WAIT. WOMEN CAN GIVE BIRTH AND DO SPORTS??

11. The women's basketball team is so good, that it's actually not good for basketball as a whole! God I hate it my country's Olympic teams do really well.

Don't you wish Michael Phelps just swam a LITTLE slower????

12. Last but not least, we have possibly the most offensive of them all. Lesbian Volleyball star Larissa França's partner called her husband!! Nice Chris Marlowe!!

Hey at least Larissa's husband/wife/partner didn't win her medal for her I guess!!

It is time we start celebrating these women athletes, for the amazing athletes they are. Not what they wear, who they are married too, their sexual orientations, or what they look like. #GRLPWR