Women are objects. We exist solely for the purpose of a man's enjoyment. We were born to serve and sometimes we do things that are inappropriate that people will not like. We are sluts. You are a slut. I am a slut. Disagree? I'll show all the reasons why it's true.
1. You are a slut when you wear revealing clothing
When we wear skimpy clothing we get looked at. We get cat called, and then we complain about it. How can we do that? Obviously the only reason we wear revealing clothing is to get men to look at us. Why else would we walk around in a short miniskirt? It definitely has nothing to do with being confident in our own bodies. We are asking to be looked at. If a man approaches you against your will that's okay because you wore that skirt for him anyways. It is best to just submit.
2. You are a slut when you talked to your guy friend when you are in a relationship
How could you betray him like that? Maybe you touched your friend's arm, laughed at his funny joke or agreed to hang out. No. This is WRONG. It doesn't matter if you have been friends for way longer than you and your boyfriend have been dating. Every respectable woman knows that you are absolutely not allowed to have any contact with any guy ever when you are in a relationship. It is definitely cheating and should be stopped immediately. Don't even talk to your dad.
3. You are a slut because you have had sex out of marriage
Big red flag here. Everyone knows that you must wait until the wedding night to do the deed. Who cares if the "love of your life" is horrible in the sack and you have no sexual chemistry whatsoever?! It's totally fine to have unsatisfying sex for the rest of your life because you are a pure woman. Good for you.
4. You are a slut because you have slept with more than one person
Another red flag. Experimenting and finding out what you like in a person is totally not okay. You should definitely not try new things until you find out what you like. Some of you might ask why you can't have sex with multiple people even though guys can. Yeah of COURSE guys can have sex with multiple people! That's just their testosterone! If a guy sleeps with ten girls damn, he's a hero. But if you have slept with ten guys?! Wow! What a slut! It's just the way the world works. Society doesn't need pure men, just pure woman. Like I said above, you should wait until the wedding night and have vanilla sex forever and be happy with it.
5. You are a slut because you are attractive and guys have an interest in you
Girls are jealous of you and they hate you because you are pretty. They are mean to you and wish bad things to happen to you. Should you be mad at them? No! Everyone knows that every pretty girl is a slut. Boys are naturally more attracted to you and that's not fair. Who cares if you were born that way? You need to cover up and do something to be uglier so you can give ugly girls a chance. If you don't, you're a slut and of course it is perfectly ok for other women to call you a slut. They definitely know about your life more than you do.
6. You are a slut when you wear makeup
You may think that those wings are on point, but we only see one thing: slut. Only girls who are desperately calling out for attention put black lines on their face. Obviously girls only wear makeup to impress boys. We don't care that they don't know what mascara is. Nor do we care they don't know the difference between Darkhorse and Toasted eye shadow. We spend three hours contouring our faces and perfectly lining our lips and eyes just so we can impress the male population. So if you wear makeup you are just calling out for attention from boys so stop getting mad when they hit on you.
7. You are a slut because you let a guy buy you dinner and didn't go home with him
Oh I understand that this logic doesn't make sense because how can you be a slut for NOT sleeping with someone? Well I'll tell you! This is just a derogatory term that a male uses when he gets turned down. He should use better vocabulary but it's okay, he's superior to you so he can say what he wants. What he should say is that you are a prude and he's right. How could you let a guy spend money on you and then not go home with him?! Don't you know that when you agree to go on a date with someone you are basically signing a contract to go home with him and must submit to all his wants and desires? Come on honey. He deserves it, he spent eight dollars on you on a romantic date at McDonald's.
8. You are a slut for dancing provocatively at a club
You went out with your girlfriends for "fun" you said. You danced how you wanted and got a little tipsy. How could you do that. Everyone knows that you are going to a club to attract males. You wore that tight dress for them. You are dancing provocatively for them. There is no such thing as a "girl's night out". It's all for the boys, so when they come up behind you don't get mad! You're asking for it!
9. You are a slut because you have huge boobs
This is a no brainer. OBVIOUSLY if you have huge boobs you are a slut! Nature put you on this earth for male enjoyment. There is no hiding them! No matter what shirt you wear you will probably have cleavage. Even in a turtle neck you are still a sex object! Don't worry! USE it! You could play a harlot or a whore in any movie ever or be a porn star! Sorry, but that's all someone with big boobs is good for, if you don't like it you should have stopped puberty from happening.
10. You are a slut because you are a woman
Just like Eve was put in the Garden of Eden for Adam, women have been put on this earth for men. If you do any of the things above you are a slut. However, the fact of the matter is that because you were born a woman you are automatically a slut. All of those other things are just ways to be a bigger slut. The women of today need to learn their place and start accepting that we are sluts and we should serve our purpose on this earth. We don't have dreams, feelings, or intelligence. We need to give up fighting and just submit to men. It's all we're good for anyways.
