1. "Sleeeeeeeeeepppppp"
"Wake me up when it's time to go back"
After a long semester of studying, crying, and not sleeping, I deserve to take 10 naps a day and not be questioned for it.
2. "I can eat 15 meals a day, right?"
For the past 16 weeks my diet has consisted of dry chicken and cold veggies. I can finally enjoy a delicious home cooked meal, please don't judge me if I go back for fourths. I don't regret it.
3. "Free alcohol???"
Yes! An entire month of free alcohol! I feel like royalty.
4. "I'm never leaving my animals, ever."
Seeing your pet for the first time is so great, especially when they get all excited and cuddle with you every night. They probably eventually get tired of you, but you still force them to love you anyway.
5. Parents: "Can you do the dishes, please?"
"What the f**k are dishes???" At school there is that nifty little conveyor belt for my dishes, can we invest in one of those?
6. "Please, stop asking me about school, especially when I'm trying to gorge myself."
Just when you think you're about to enjoy a nice dinner, your family hits you with that "Did you get your final grades yet?" or "What are your plans for next semester?"
7. Parents: "Clean your room, it's disgusting."
"How does one.....'clean a room'???"
8. Two stages of hanging out with friends:
A.
*walks into friends house, says hi, walks straight to fridge*
B.
"No, I am not going to stay up all night doing stupid shit. I'm going to sleep peacefully and if you wake me up, I'm not at fault for what happens next."
9. "Why are you vacuuming, it's 9 in the morning??"
But hey, I'd take that over being woken up at 4 a.m. by drunken college students any day!
And finally, the last, and worst thought....
10. "I have to go back to school in 2 weeks...."
"NOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
