Why You Should Wife The Stoner Girl
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Why You Should Wife The Stoner Girl

She's a down ass bitch.

Why You Should Wife The Stoner Girl

Nothing can top chillin with bae after a long day of bull$hit, just lighting up and talking about one another’s days…literally nothing. Well, of course it could get better if it leads to sexy time (which it 100% will). Everything is better high; food, conversation, sex, movies. Here's why you should wife the stoner chick in your life.

She’s always in a good mood.

She’s chill AF and she's always laughing. Stoner bitche$ are low key hilarious so get ready to laugh your ass off and put you in the best mood.

She likes her space.

She needs the balance of me-time, friend-time and man-time. Go out drinking with your boys. She’ll be at home clam baking with her girlfriends and cooking up something yummy for you to come home to.

She’s a down a$$ bitch.

The thing about stoner girls is that they’re independent, confident, and know what they want. I mean, shorty has her own stash of weed and can finesse a blunt in 3 minutes, so who the f*ck needs a man? Once she finds the Drake to her Rihanna, watch out cause that power couple will be unstoppable.

She doesn’t give a f*ck.

...ESPECIALLY about people’s opinions. People who smoke weed get judged so hard on the reg, so you kinda have to learn to just say f*ck it and do you. Follow your intuition and don't take any sh*t from anybody.

Hand her the aux.

Stoner girls have the best taste in music. Check our Spotify playlists and our iTunes library. She’s got everything poppin' from Tory Lanez to Nicki to Future.

Munchies on fleek.

Her snack cabinet is always on point. She’ll know your favorite foods and will always have a secret stash just for you. She may be slumped, but the second you want something to eat, she’ll be in the kitchen cooking up your fave meal.

She’s creative.

She’s edgy and artsy. She's a dreamer. She loves excitement. You will never get bored with her.

No drama.

She doesn’t like drama or conflict. She’s too relaxed to indulge in an argument. Though she isn’t afraid to speak her mind or stand up for herself when needed, she won’t pick fights with you. She knows how pointless fighting is when you truly care about someone.

She thrives on adventure.

She’s down to adventure any day, but loves the time you spend with her snuggled up in bed watching a good show (ft. mad snackies).

She’s a frrrreeeak.

Marijuana gives you this courage to fulfill even your wildest dreams; she’ll try anything once. She’d rather stay home and lay it down on you than do anything else. Don’t take that girl for granted.

Go find your stoner girl. She'll make you a better you. You’ll fall so deeply for her that you will never be the same after her. You will look for her in every girl you meet. Don't ever let her go.

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