Internet addiction is a real and serious disorder. Symptoms include nausea, (when you realize that that one girl fromhigh school is still trying to be an Instagram model) redness, (of the eyes, from staring at a screen so much) vomiting, (when you see your ex's pictures) and death. Please, if you show any of the twelve following signs, contact your doctor immediately. Together, we can all beat internet addiction.

1. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is check your social media accounts.

2. And it's also the last thing you do before you go to sleep.

3. You find yourself on Facebook minutes after you last checked it.

4. You can't imagine going a day without the Internet.

5. When the WiFi stops working, you go into a total panic mode.

6. You regularly catch yourself laughing at some stupid joke online, sometimes at the most inopportune times.

7. When the WiFi goes out, you force yourself to venture into the weird game called "outside."

8. And you hate every second of it.

9. You've learned more from Google than you have in actual school.

10. You no longer remember how you used to live before the Internet.

11. And even worse, you don't even want to.