There's been a lot of talk lately about mermaids, about their elegance, grace, and beauty. Many people fantasize over mermaids and wish they could be one. I, 100 percent, think we should all just be mermaids for multiple reasons.
1. Never Having to Worry About Pants
Pants are such an inconvenience — having to decide which ones match and if they fit correctly. It's such a hassle. But if we were all mermaids, pants would never be a problem! You have a constant body con outfit that makes you look hella curvatious.
2. Perfect Makeup
Mermaids always have such a beautiful glow (highlight on fleek,) with perfect teal and emerald accents along their eyes and cheek bones, we would never worry about having to apply a full face every morning at 6:37 a.m., half asleep. If you're telling me I can wake up with permanent winged eyeliner, then I'm in!
3. Elegance
Have you ever seen a mermaid look stupid? No. They are full of elegance, which most of us lack, so if we all just became mermaids, we would have natural elegance instead of always being told to "sit like a lady" or "act like a lady." Bitch, I'm a mermaid.
4. Endless Mermaid Friends
You would never have to worry about not having things to do because you have endless mermaid friends. Just swim around and whip people with your tails, doing hood rat things under water.
5. Beautiful Bra's
Never pay $100 at Victoria's Secret ever again because you have a STUNNING built-in bra free of cost because you're a mermaid. Sea shells, diamonds, crystals, anything you want, any color you want, totally available.
6. Mermaid Hair
Mermaid hair, enough said.
7. Your House Would Be Wicked Cool
You could basically be an underwater princess and live in a underwater castle with fish as butlers and dolphins as chefs.
8. All the Boys Would Be Coming To Your Yard
Even without the milkshakes, boys (and maybe some girls) would be after you day and night.
9. Free Travel
Never worry about travel money again because all you have to do is swim to your dream destination!
10. Hair Flipping
Hair flipping will come natural and it'll look so awesome.
11. Rock Hard Abs
All that swimming and elegant mermaid flipping will ensure you have rock hard dream abs, who wouldn't want that?
The world would be an insanely happier place if we were all mermaids, no one would be upset because their life would be all sea shells and dolphins all the time. I'll vote for which ever president makes becoming a mermaid legal. #mermaidsforprez
