If you haven't already feverishly binge-watched the amazing new Netflix original, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, you definitely should a) read this article to find out just what you're missing b) undoubtedly you'll immediately open a new Netflix tab and begin what is the best show ever. Produced and written by Tina Fey (enough freaking said — it's hilarious), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt tells the story of Kimmy, who was kidnapped as an 8th grader and forced into a cult to live in an underground bunker ... for 15 years. She and her bunker sisters end up on The Today Show and instead of taking the bus back to Indiana, Kimmy decides to stay and try to make it in the city. She finds a nannying job working for a wealthy family (complete with a histrionic and spoiled mother, Mrs. Voorhees). Kimmy lives in a tiny basement apartment with the hilarious failed actor, Titus Andromedon, who plays a Transformer in Times Square and is trying to be famous. And she might even find love along the way. So let's get to it, here's why Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt should most certainly, definitely, of course be your next Netflix show.
1. Kimmy embraces her youthful nature.
She wears light up sneakers and the brightest colors of the rainbow. She carries a Jansport backpack, eats candy for dinner, and isn't too old for the swingset. Kimmy brings you a ray of sunshine and a piece of your childhood.
2. Kimmy is adorably innocent.
Since Kimmy's been in a bunker for, like, ever, she's missed a lot of pop culture references, and her naivety is pretty hilarious. 
3. She knows how to take a compliment.
Exhibit A:
Her nannying charge calls her the B word and ...
4. Kimmy's boss, Mrs. Voorhees, is hilarious.
So Kimmy gets a job as a nanny for a wealthy NYC socialite, who says, "I'm not running a charity here ... "
5. Also Kimmy's roommate Titus had me laughing to the point of wheezing.
6. Kimmy is super inspiring.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is binge-watching perfection. 12 30-minute episodes of pure hilariousness.
