Spring break is the only vacation that you don’t go home to mom’s cooking, now why would you like that?

It’s also the only break that you spend with people you see on a daily basis, so you feel obliged to actually look good in a bathing suit.

Furthermore, you spend copious amounts of money on freaking nothing. At least during Christmas you get to see the joy on people’s faces when they open the presents you bought.

No girl will ever lie to you and say they want to shave every single day for a week, or at all ever.

The planet pretends to be warm and sunny for a while because you have most likely traveled south for your destination, only to go right back to naked trees as opposed to near naked girls in a couple days.

It’s the only break that you’re kind of expected to get out of bed during, even if it’s just to fall asleep by a pool… it’s still not your bed.

Regardless of how bad your sunburn is, people will still want you to go to the beach.

Most of the food you consume will probably come from a beach shack that only sells wings and burgers, pretty much just making your entire spring break diet a waste of time.

Bathing suits are getting smaller and smaller as the minutes pass, whether or not you want to show the entirety of your butt.

Even though everyone says don’t use Sun In, you probably met one girl with perfect hair that recommended it so you will try it and you will not be pleased.

Sunglasses tans are really cute.

Spring break is your university’s way of dangling summer in your face before they push you into the fiery hell pit that is exam week.