Honestly, who doesn't love pizza? It's a favorite of many and a classic choice for thousands of Americans and other people across the globe. And the best part is, it's the best boyfriend you'll ever have. Here's why.
It’s timely. Order pizza? It’s coming. It’s not going to stand you up. Pizza is loyal AF.
It’s hot. It’s always looking its best. You’ll never have to worry about making sure your pizza looks “presentable” when you’re going somewhere. Pizza is fine; pizza is a 10.
It’s down for Netflix and chill. If you don’t want to go out, pizza will always stay in with you. You don’t need to go out to have a good time with pizza. Pizza will always Netflix and chill.
It’s fashionable. Pizza doesn’t need fancy things. It will put on more expensive things, like anchovies, or it can be plain. You can have a round pie or a square one, it doesn’t matter. Dress it up or down, pizza does not care.
It’s a cheap date. Pizza does not cost a lot of money. Pizza is quite inexpensive.
It’s accessible. Pizza does not play hard to get. Pizza can be found in grocery stores and restaurants of many different locations. Pizza is always there when you need it. It’s just around the corner.
It’s cultured. Pizza can be found all across the globe. Pizza has seen many parts of the world and if you want to travel, you can find pizza in many of your destinations.
See? You don't need a man. You just need to order some pizza.
