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Why I as a Lazy Person Won't Be Writing My Paper Over Spring Break

There's a reason why it's called break.

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Why I as a Lazy Person Won't Be Writing My Paper Over Spring Break
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Last week, I received an assignment from my professor that I have to read a book and write a paper review on it. It is due after spring break so I had a month to do it. I haven't bought the book yet and I won't buy until spring break. I will not read it until the three days before it's due. I will finish the book in one day and then spend the next two days writing the paper. I can start at the beginning of spring break but there are some reasons why I won't be able to do my paper.

1. I'll be busy sleeping in till two o' clock.

I'm not kidding. I sleep at five am, so it only makes sense that I wake up at two o' clock in the afternoon.

2. I'll be busy doing absolutely nothing.

My favorite free-time activity.

3. I'll be busy putting the pro in procrastination.

It's not something that will end up happening. I plan to procrastinate.

4. I'll be busy catching up on my shows.

The measure of productiveness will be based on how many shows I can watch.

5. I'll be busy at game nights with friends.

6. I'll be busy laying on the couch.

The most fundamental part of the day.

7. I'll be busy making to-do lists of things to do during spring break.

This will mostly consist of making lists of shows I need to watch leaving the last three days to do my paper.

8. I'll be busy thinking about working out.

I'll be reading articles on eating healthy and working out.

9. I'll be busy eating six meals a day.

Since my plan for working out won't work out, I'll resort to eating my favorite snacks.

10. I'll be busy with my relationship....with my phone.

My phone is my other half. I will need to spend some quality time.

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