In life, all of us look for that one true love. We spend our entire lives searching for the other half to our whole. They say, in college, a lot of people find their person. Well to be frank, that certainly hasn’t happened to me and I don’t see it happening anytime soon. But honestly, I don’t mind. Because I have found something better. Something that brings me even more joy and happiness than a significant other could.
What is it? Bagels.
Maybe it’s something to do with being Jewish, but bagels have always been by my side. They have never done me wrong and always make me happy. Because of this, I’ve come to the conclusion that bagels are, in fact, bae-goals. Don’t lie to yourself, because they are your ultimate bae too, and I’m going to tell you why.
Reason #1
Bagels are the first thing you wake up to in the morning. Seeing the sight of a beautiful bagel is ten times better than getting a good morning text. #hellothere
Reason #2
They come in such a variety of flavors. So there’s no way you could get bored with bae. #blessed
Reason #3
You can never get mad when they ask you to hang out with their friends, because let’s face it, friends couldn’t get any better than coffee and cream cheese. And lox. And eggs. I mean the list goes on and on …#notcomplaining
Reason #4
Bae will always be able to spend time with you, because they have a form for all times of the day. Every meal can be spent with them. I mean, they are just so supportive. #bagelwiches #pizzabagels
Reason #5
Finally, bagels are just extremely attractive. All it takes is one look in bae’s direction and I’m drooling. I mean wow. #dead
If you can’t see why bagels are bae after this article, you should seriously consider reevaluating your life. But if they aren’t your bae that’s fine, because then there’s more for me. Maybe one day, another bae will come around, but this one can never be replaced. Bagels deserve the title of ultimate bae. And as far as I’m concerned, they are 100%. So shout out to bae. Thanks for always being you.
