Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Santa's reindeer might have earned a place on the naughty list this year based on their bar choices.

Let's face it, we all love Christmas, we love Tallahassee, and we especially love the many bars we have to choose from here in this college wonderland. So I figured I would do all of you a favor and save you the trouble of figuring out which one of Santa's reindeer you are and do it for you based on which bar you call your home.

1. Rudolph: The Strip

But not inside of The Strip… he’s that guy standing out back by himself drinking a pitcher of beer alone. He’s a little down on himself, ya know? Might even be that girl that’s crying alone on the picnic tables.

2. Dancer: Recess

If you’re looking to be dripping in sweat from dancing so hard, you’re a Dancer for sure. You’re completely extroverted and love to dance the night away, maybe even cannonball into the Cess pool every now and then.

3. Vixen: Standard

Vixen is here for the vibes. He loves nothing more than being brutally shoved and pressed up against total strangers in a blazing hot room while the music blares at an ear drum bursting volume.

4. Prancer: Yianni's

He’ll prance his way right on up to the stage within 15 minutes of arriving and take y-bombs all night, even if it’s by himself.

5. Comet: Proof

He’s great with kids and his idea of fun is playing lawn games on the Proof turf while throwing back a few Mango Wits with the boys.

6. Dasher: Bajas

He’s not messing around, he is here for one reason, and one reason only: to rage. He loves the high energy, loud music, and flashing lights that are one step below causing seizures.

7. Blitzen: Tenn

He’s the spontaneous one of the group who can easily be convinced to stand in a ridiculously long line and pay $20 to jump up and down while fist bumping in a cloud of smoke. Let’s be real… he’s more likely than not the one who started the grind line.

8. Donner: Bird's Oyster Shack on karaoke night

Donner’s idea of a good time is singing Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” at Bird’s on karaoke night. He clearly parties harder than anyone.

9. Cupid: Coliseum (R.I.P.)

Coli was the home of every fraternity crush, so obviously that means its where people go to find love right? We’ll go with it. Regardless of where Cupid parties, he never ceases to make the ladies fawn over him.

10. Olive: Clydes

According to Google, Olive is “good at hide-and-go-seek” which is a pretty vital skill to have if your party place is Clydes. Finding someone in that maze is people is nearly impossible especially when there’s two levels involved.

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.

Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.

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4 Songs That Slipped Under Your Radar

Songs that you probably didn't know about that are perfect for those long car rides or get-togethers.


With summer over, we all have that special playlist that has us turning up the volume every time it begins and jamming out to our favorite song maybe even bringing us back to the warmer months. Think you've got them all figured out though? Here are some more to add to that perfect playlist.

1. "Effortless" - Wale

Wale makes a perfect summer song with "Effortless". Off his It's "Complicated EP", Wale samples some vocals from the Mary Jane Girls song "All Night Long". With a groovy beat and some perfect background vocals mashed up with Wale's Lyrical flow, This is perfect to dedicate to that special someone.

2. "Love Lies" - Khalid & Normani

This next song comes off the soundtrack for Love Simon. This one occasionally comes on the radio but I haven't heard it anywhere else. Both Khalid and Normani burst onto the track with their incredible voices and add a crazy amount of energy as they switch verses and come together for an amazing chorus over smooth melody. Something sweet to sit back and fall in love to.

3. "Long Time (Intro)" - Playboi Carti

My personal favorite on the list. Playboi Carti has always delivered with a unique flow on all his tracks during his rise to fame. This came off his second studio album "Die Lit." With catchy hooks and hard beats, "Long Time" is the first song on the album and perfect for setting the tone for the rest. With a nice bass and beat that can't be any more perfect, Carti delivers a perfect mix of chilling and raging all in one track.

4. "On and On" - Mac Miller

This ones an old gem I stumbled upon one day. Everyone's familiar with Mac Miller and his more recent work like "The Divine Feminine" and "GO:OD AM", but some might not know of his early hits that made him into the rapper he is today. "On and On" just screams summer. With an amazing beat and an awesome flow, Mac Miller just makes all want to teleport back to 2012 and much simpler times with all his hits. If you ever get tired of songs being over-played on the radio, then Mac Miller is the perfect place to go if you need some throwbacks in your life.

Those are just a couple of songs that I feel should be getting more recognition now that summer is over and we made some memories with the songs. So, when you get tired of having Drakes "Scorpion" or Post Malone's "beerbongs and bentleys" blasting on repeat, don't be shy to step out and look for some new sounds to introduce to all of your friends. (RIP Mac Miller)

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