Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Santa's reindeer might have earned a place on the naughty list this year based on their bar choices.

Let's face it, we all love Christmas, we love Tallahassee, and we especially love the many bars we have to choose from here in this college wonderland. So I figured I would do all of you a favor and save you the trouble of figuring out which one of Santa's reindeer you are and do it for you based on which bar you call your home.

1. Rudolph: The Strip

But not inside of The Strip… he’s that guy standing out back by himself drinking a pitcher of beer alone. He’s a little down on himself, ya know? Might even be that girl that’s crying alone on the picnic tables.

2. Dancer: Recess

If you’re looking to be dripping in sweat from dancing so hard, you’re a Dancer for sure. You’re completely extroverted and love to dance the night away, maybe even cannonball into the Cess pool every now and then.

3. Vixen: Standard

Vixen is here for the vibes. He loves nothing more than being brutally shoved and pressed up against total strangers in a blazing hot room while the music blares at an ear drum bursting volume.

4. Prancer: Yianni's

He’ll prance his way right on up to the stage within 15 minutes of arriving and take y-bombs all night, even if it’s by himself.

5. Comet: Proof

He’s great with kids and his idea of fun is playing lawn games on the Proof turf while throwing back a few Mango Wits with the boys.

6. Dasher: Bajas

He’s not messing around, he is here for one reason, and one reason only: to rage. He loves the high energy, loud music, and flashing lights that are one step below causing seizures.

7. Blitzen: Tenn

He’s the spontaneous one of the group who can easily be convinced to stand in a ridiculously long line and pay $20 to jump up and down while fist bumping in a cloud of smoke. Let’s be real… he’s more likely than not the one who started the grind line.

8. Donner: Bird's Oyster Shack on karaoke night

Donner’s idea of a good time is singing Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” at Bird’s on karaoke night. He clearly parties harder than anyone.

9. Cupid: Coliseum (R.I.P.)

Coli was the home of every fraternity crush, so obviously that means its where people go to find love right? We’ll go with it. Regardless of where Cupid parties, he never ceases to make the ladies fawn over him.

10. Olive: Clydes

According to Google, Olive is “good at hide-and-go-seek” which is a pretty vital skill to have if your party place is Clydes. Finding someone in that maze is people is nearly impossible especially when there’s two levels involved.

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To the guy that shot my brother...


To the guy that shot my brother,

On January 9, 2019 my families entire life changed with one phone call. The phone call that my little brother had been shot in the face, no other details. We didn't need any other details. The woman on the phone who called us in full panic told us where he was so we went, as soon as possible. I don't think it helped that not even 10 min prior I talked to Zach on the phone.. kind of irritated with him, and the ONE TIME I didn't say 'I love you' as we hung up. Could've been the last time we ever spoke.. I remember pulling up to the hospital thinking 'this can't be real' 'it's not our Zach' 'this is just a dream Sarah, WAKE UP' I'd close my eyes really tight just to open them, I was still in the hospital emergency parking lot. I could still hear the ambulance sirens coming. It was all real.

The day our life's changed was definitely a test of faith. A test of how strong we were, as a family. I sat in that waiting room ready to see the damage that has been done to my sweet baby brother. Because at that point we had no idea how lucky he got. That glimpse of seeing Zach will haunt me forever. How helpless I felt in that exact moment frequently wakes me up from these horrific dreams I've been having ever since that day. That is a moment burned into my me and families brain forever.

You always hear about these things in the movies or on the news, a house being shot up, someone shooting another innocent person, not to care if they died on your watch. But we found ourselves on the news.. We have been confined to the hospital since that day. Running on barely any sleep, taking shifts of sleep so we don't make ourselves sick taking care of Zach. Watching him suffer. Undergoing surgeries, to repair the damage you did.

Before I proceed let me tell you a little something about the man you shot.

Zachary Keith Wright. A blonde hair blue eyed boy. Who could potentially be the most annoying human on the planet (possibly coming from his sister). A man who loves his God first, loves his family second. Perfect by no means, but almost perfect to me. A 19 year old who was to graduate high school this month. After graduation he was prepping to leave for Marine boot camp in the summer.. being in the military has been Zach's dream since he could talk. Literally. Running around, playing war with underwear on our heads, and finger guns. Some would say we looked like natural born assassins.. growing up he has been a country boy. Let me tell ya country to the core. He loves this country like he loves his family. He believes in helping people, taking charge in what's right, and never leaving a brother behind. He's lived by that his whole life. Until now....

The day you shot him. The day not only did you change my brothers life, you changed his families life too. The day you almost ripped my brother out of this world... for what? A misunderstanding? Because you've let something take ahold of your life that you can't let go you're willing to kill someone innocent over? Luckily for him, his guardian angels were protecting him in your time of cowardice. There were 3 times that day he should've died, the time you shot him, the time you tried to shoot him again as he stared you directly in the face, (even tho he couldn't talk I know you could read his eyes, and he still intimidated you. That's why you tried to pull the trigger again) and the time he was running out of the house. But he lived. A man who was shot in the face, didn't lay there helpless, didn't scream in agony. That MAN walked to the neighbors to get help. Why? Because he's a MAN, and because he's on this earth for a reason.

It's gonna sound a little strange not only to you, but the audience who is reading this. I must say thank you. Even in this situation, this was the best outcome we could get. He gets to live. He will make a full recovery. He will graduate. And he will go off into the Marines. You united my family together. Closer than ever. Thank you. You tested our faith and brought us closer to our God. Thank you. Because of your moment of weakness, you showed us what prayer could do. Heal anything. Thank you. This was a bump in the road, and a helluva way to kick off our year of 2019. But here we are.. all laying in the hospital. I'm looking around as mom is sleeping in her recliner chair exhasted but still here, Zach his awake playing his xbox all hooked up to machines, fighting to heal and get better. And of course I'm writing this letter to you.

See you in trial,

From the girl whose brother you shot.

'Fight the good fight' - 1 Tim 6:12 🤟🏼💙

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