Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You Based On Your Tallahassee Bar Choice?

Santa's reindeer might have earned a place on the naughty list this year based on their bar choices.

Let's face it, we all love Christmas, we love Tallahassee, and we especially love the many bars we have to choose from here in this college wonderland. So I figured I would do all of you a favor and save you the trouble of figuring out which one of Santa's reindeer you are and do it for you based on which bar you call your home.

1. Rudolph: The Strip

But not inside of The Strip… he’s that guy standing out back by himself drinking a pitcher of beer alone. He’s a little down on himself, ya know? Might even be that girl that’s crying alone on the picnic tables.

2. Dancer: Recess

If you’re looking to be dripping in sweat from dancing so hard, you’re a Dancer for sure. You’re completely extroverted and love to dance the night away, maybe even cannonball into the Cess pool every now and then.

3. Vixen: Standard

Vixen is here for the vibes. He loves nothing more than being brutally shoved and pressed up against total strangers in a blazing hot room while the music blares at an ear drum bursting volume.

4. Prancer: Yianni's

He’ll prance his way right on up to the stage within 15 minutes of arriving and take y-bombs all night, even if it’s by himself.

5. Comet: Proof

He’s great with kids and his idea of fun is playing lawn games on the Proof turf while throwing back a few Mango Wits with the boys.

6. Dasher: Bajas

He’s not messing around, he is here for one reason, and one reason only: to rage. He loves the high energy, loud music, and flashing lights that are one step below causing seizures.

7. Blitzen: Tenn

He’s the spontaneous one of the group who can easily be convinced to stand in a ridiculously long line and pay $20 to jump up and down while fist bumping in a cloud of smoke. Let’s be real… he’s more likely than not the one who started the grind line.

8. Donner: Bird's Oyster Shack on karaoke night

Donner’s idea of a good time is singing Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” at Bird’s on karaoke night. He clearly parties harder than anyone.

9. Cupid: Coliseum (R.I.P.)

Coli was the home of every fraternity crush, so obviously that means its where people go to find love right? We’ll go with it. Regardless of where Cupid parties, he never ceases to make the ladies fawn over him.

10. Olive: Clydes

According to Google, Olive is “good at hide-and-go-seek” which is a pretty vital skill to have if your party place is Clydes. Finding someone in that maze is people is nearly impossible especially when there’s two levels involved.

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DAMN, Kendrick Won The Pulitzer!

I firmly believe that with this historic win, and especially by someone so young, that this will cement rap music’s important and vital storytelling ability.

I will be the first to say that I am a bit high maintenance. I can usually be seen with my five rings, and I generally look well put together 90% of the time.

(The other 10% is when I am attending classes.)

So, due to my bougie and prim and proper attitude, it surprises many people that I love rap music. It is also unfathomable to most how I could be such a hardcore feminist, and yet I still bump rap in my car.

When I am in my car, my passengers can fully expect a full concert from anyone to A Tribe Called Quest to Eminem to LL Cool J to the love of my life, Kendrick Lamar.

Kendrick Lamar Duckworth is a young rapper from Compton, California, one of the most volatile locations in the United States. At only 30, he was recently awarded the prestigious Pulitzer Prize, the only recipient to do so associated with rap music.

I can still remember the first time I heard a Kendrick Lamar song. I was a young freshman in high school, and my longtime boyfriend had a song from Section.80, “Rigamortus”, as his ringtone.

This was back when you could still easily download ringtones to your phone. 2011 already feels a million years ago.

I was listening to these lyrics: “And this is rigor mortis, and it’s gorgeous when you die.”

I’m with my boyfriend, and we’re cruising around our suburb of Dallas, so far removed from real strife and trauma and the powerful prose that Lamar is known for, and I’m completely taken aback.

Most of this early album’s subject matter concerns the drug epidemic of cocaine in Black communities during Reagan’s presidency, and Kendrick explains that even if you were just born in the 1980s, you are implicitly also defined by this important time in our nation’s history.

In this particular song, he is explaining that now your favorite rapper is dead. Kendrick has killed all of them. He’s young, hungry, and he is not here for your weak rap.

I firmly believe that with this historic win, and especially by someone so young, that this will cement rap music’s important and vital storytelling ability in our current political climate. From the beginning, rap music has been both a blend of a call to the future and connection to the past.

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If You're Wondering Why You Are The Way You Are, It'll Help To Understand Your Astrological Birth Chart

This should help answer some questions.

To start, the astrological birth chart is based on the exact time, the city, the state and the date that you were born. If you are unsure, it is important for you to check your birth certificate for all of this information. Once you have this information you can go to a number of sites that will tell you all of your astrological information.

A few websites are:




Each of your planetary positions are going to be represented by a specific astrological sign:

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.

Your overall Astrological Birth Chart is going to be broken up into 11 different sections; Sun Sign, Ascendent/Rising Sign, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

*Disclaimer, it might help to have an overall description of each astrological sign up to help reference*

Sun Sign

The Sun sign is the part of your chart that you probably already know. It's the sign you look for when looking for your horoscope, and this is determined by your birth date. Your sun sign gives you an overall idea of what makes you, you. There may be characteristics of your sun sign that you don't personally identify with which is okay, this is because the other characteristics are going to be represented by one of the other sections in your birth chart!

Ascendent/Rising Sign

Your rising sign or your ascendant is a representation of the way others see you. This means the general impression you make on people and your spontaneous reactions as well. Your ascendent sign reflects the zodiac sign that was ascending on the eastern horizon the exact moment that you were born. The interesting thing about the ascendent sign is that it is so outward that it can even influence your physical characteristics/the way you look and your mannerisms.

Moon Sign

Your moon sign is what reveals your inner self to be like. This sign can give you insight into how you handle your emotions and fears as well as the way that you love and feel. This means that the moon also controls your moods and makes itself known in your intimate relationships. Your sign can also interpret your relationship to your mother and your subconscious thoughts. Overall your moon sign can ultimately determine how you love and whether or not love is important in your life, and can also play a role in the specific type of people you are attracted to.


Your mercury sign is connected to how you communicate, how you reason, your overall intellect and your awareness. Mercury is the messenger of the gods and has a large affect on brain power which will show short term planning, observation and deductive reasoning abilities. It inspires ideas, thought processes, analytical ability and the unconscious mind as well. Your mercury sign also determines your overall study habits, so when your natal Mercury is shown as retrograde, you may find some challenges of your own in communicating, learning and other areas related.


Your venus sign, named for the Roman Greek goddess of love, Aphrodite rules a persons love life. This sign explains the way in which you express affection, what you look for in a partner and what you generally find to be attractive. Venus shows us how we approach relationships of our heart, and also what gives us pleasure. Your venus sign will also show how you spend your money, the types of gifts that you buy ad how much you spend on leisure activities (and which activities you seek out). Venus signs in men and women charts are interpreted differently however.


Your mars sign represents conflict, aggression and action. Mars is the God of war and represents physical expression of your initiative and drive as well as applicable to your sex life and ambition in business. This sign explains the ways you channel desire and anger and is the planet of energy, action and desire which means it rules our overall animal instincts for aggression, anger and survival. Your sexual desires come under the rule of mars and mars is most associated with basic bodily attraction. The position of mars by sign shows our overall basic sexual nature, how we express our temper, what makes us angry and our first instinct to act instead of react. Mars explains the competitive nature that you personally have as well.


Jupiter is the King of the Gods and your Jupiter sign helps interpret the luck you have, your education and your growth. Your sign is also seen to be very philosophical and can indicate how you personally feel about religion. Since Jupiter is the first of the social planets you will learn how you view morality, gratitude, hope, honor, and the law. Your sign represents how you express your generosity and tolerance and how you go about trusting others and improving yourself. Jupiter is a planet of broader purpose, reach, and possibility and will explain your view on optimism and your growth mentally and spiritually.


Your Saturn sign is a representation of your limitation and boundaries. This sign can help you reveal what you are needing to overcome and the restrictions that could slow the process. Your saturn sign is associated with restriction and limitation and brings structure and meaning to your world. Saturn also knowns the limits of time and matter and reminds us of our responsibilities, boundaries and commitments. This sign brings definition into our lives and makes us aware of the need for self control and the boundaries of our limits. Saturn is also associated with a father/authority figure which has helped you understand the world around you. Lastly Saturn reveals your own limitations, fears and your sense of responsibility.


Your Uranus sign rules change, and is the God of the sky and the heavens. Uranus is associated with technology, innovation, discovery, and all that is progressive. Uranus is highly intuitive and represents the spark of intuition that spurs invention. Where we find Uranus in the chart is where you see some refusal to blend in with others and situations, and some erratic life patterns.


Neptune rules dreams, and is the God of the Sea. Your Neptune sign considers your inspiration, dreams, psychic receptivity, illusion, and confusion. Neptune rules spirituality, and all things subtle, where intuition, dreams, and psychic sensitivity come into play.


Pluto rules power, the God of the Underworld. is the ruler of Scorpio. The energies of Pluto are transforming and your Pluto sign represents subconscious forces, ruling all that is “below the surface". It represents endings and new beginnings, as well as spiritual growth and rebirth. This sign is where you search for truths and deeper meanings; this area of life may be associated with change, upheaval, power struggles, and issues of control.

I hope this helped you learn a bit more about yourself and that you possibly had some revelations.

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