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Where To Move If Donald Trump Wins

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There's no denying that the candidates for the next presidential election have certainly made some interesting speeches. But the one who's stirred up the most controversy? None other than Donald Trump himself. I'm not into politics by any means, but let's be real here, if Donald Trump was actually to become President, I'm pretty sure we'd all most likely be completelydoomed. So, if you are a concerned citizen planning to flee the country, if Trump wins (like I am), here are some places to which you could move:

1. The Past (via time machine)

First of all, how have we not created a time machine by now!? It's 2016 people! Anyway, this option is probably the best of them all. There are two pros to this option: First, you can pick any era throughout history in which you want to live. Second, you never have to live in the present, and therefore, can avoid Trump's presidency altogether.

2. Far, Far Away. Like Actually.

As some of you may remember, Far Far Away is the make believe land in which Shrek and a bunch of other fairy tale characters reside. But you could move wherever your heart desires, really: The Kingdom of Arrendelle, Atlantica, Neverland, etc. You may be thinking to yourselves "That's a crazy idea! That's not even possible!" To which I would swiftly reply "Well, Donald Trump running for president was also a crazy idea..."

3. Somewhere Else In the Solar System (the moon, Mars, the space station, etc.)

What better way to avoid Trump than from somewhere that's not even on planet Earth? You could even be the first human to live on Mars! Besides, even if you run into some aliens along the way, I'm pretty sure even they would make a better president than you-know-who.

4. A Different Galaxy (ex. The Milky Way)

This option is sort of an upgrade from the last. It offers the same benefits, but even more so, considering planet Earth isn't even a part of this galaxy. See ya later!

5. Under A Rock

If you're going to stay in America, you should probably stay somewhere where Trump can't find you. And by literally living under a rock, you'll never have to know what's going on in the outside world! So take Patrick Star's lead and prove to all the haters that living under a rock can be lots of fun!

6. In A Cave

Similar to the idea of living under a rock, the cave provides lots of protection against the outside world, and therefore, will protect you from the wrath of Donald Trump.

7. Anywhere and Everywhere That Donald Trump Is Not

I think you pretty much get the gist by now.

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