My friends and I recently got spray tans for an event we were attending. We are used to spray tans and get them quite often. We know the proper routine to prepare and we are aware of how to maintain them after. So we were mortified when we walked out of the salon looking like bright orange leopards. There is nothing worse in the world than a bad spray tan.

When you look at yourself in the mirror like:

When the event is coming up and your friend says to you:

You think it's going to go like:

But really it goes like:

And then you all come out feeling like:

And you're just so happy to be tan:

But the technician makes you guys fan you own self dry like:

When you all get home and realize they missed a few spots:

So you try to embrace your new blotchy selves like:

But then your other friend points out how orange you all look:

So you all look at each other like:

And end up attending your event like:

Because you realize you make the "Oompa-Loompa" look work:

But next time you'll think twice when someone says: