Every girls thoughts while watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Every girls thoughts while watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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Every girls thoughts while watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last Tuesday and its a night that every girl looks forward to every year. Its a night dedicated to girl power, but we can't all be Angels so every one of us is thinking the exact same cliche things as we watch it. Because who doesn't love a good loss of self esteem as we watch stunning models walk down a runway in underwear!

It all begins as the first extremely skinny model walks down the runway

But you realize you never want to be signed up for cardio...

So you just decide to do what you do best:

Then we all look and ourselves in the mirror and realize we relate more to Honey Boo Boo than a Victoria's Secret Angel

So we justify eating junk food while watching the Fashion Show by convincing ourselves that being skinny isn't everything.

It cant be that hard, we can all be all be Angels right? right.

But then shortly after we start thinking positively we go back to comparing ourselves to the models

Being a girl is a vicious cycle we basically go through two main lifestyle changes while watching the fashion show:

and after we really think through the first we phase into step 2.

Nothing is better than the moment The Fantasy Bra walks down the runway and we realize that it costs more than our college tuitions combined....

(insert photo of insanely priced jeweled bra and underwear...)

I still don't understand how these girls do it. Not only are they insanely gorgeous but they are walking down a runway in 6-7 inch heels while carrying 30-40 pound wings on there backs...

So finally after we go from hating the models for being perfect we decide that its best to form a girl crush on every model that walks down the runway

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