What a Trump White House Actually Looks Like
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What a Trump White House Actually Looks Like

His 2009 renovation of Lowes Island Club, now Trump National Golf Club, shows us what to really expect from a Trump White House.

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What a Trump White House Actually Looks Like

While Donald Trump's charge towards the presidency is (fortunately) losing steam, many still wonder and worry about what a Trump presidency might look like. I have perhaps more inside information than some on this topic, since Donald Trump purchased and gutted the Lowes Island Club -- now Trump National Golf Club, Washington D.C. -- in 2009 when my family held a membership there. While his choices of course illustrated his poor taste, a few changes in particular might give us a hint of what a Trump White House would look like...

1. He Built a W(ater F)all


Before:

After:

Since The White House is already white, he'll have no problem with the exterior color choice. Something tells me his administration might take whitewashing a bit further than house color...

3. And Gold

Swim Team:


The caps were so gold that they burned in the heat.Maybe I should've worn a red "Make America Great Again" hat instead.



Interior:

the wealthy even wealthier. That said, I doubt his flare for the expensive will help him cut government spending.

4. He Puts Pictures of Himself in the Women's Locker Room

My mom took these photos after Trump renovated the locker room because she couldn't believe he would hang pictures of himself in the women's changing area.


But hey, they make for great locker room talk, right?

5. He Fires People

According to the highly reliable tennis mom gossip, Trump fired most of the club's kitchen and dining room staff when the frozen yogurt machine broke at the Fourth of July Party. Not an overreaction at all. His temperament is obviously as cool as froyo.

6. He Keeps Out Foreign Competition

With products like Trump Mints, Trump Golf Tees, and of course Trump Ice, The Donald prevents outside companies from profiting off his club members so he can profit off them all by himself.

7. He Actually Made the Food Better

While I am not a fan of his gaudy taste and felt unnerved by constant appearance of his visage when I changed clothes, Donald Trump did a really good job fixing the food. So if this presidential election was actually a contest for who would cater my wedding, I'd vote Trump.

But, alas, that's not what this election is about, and since Donald Trump is an inexperienced politician with a deplorable character, I'll leave him to making ice water with his face on it.


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