Let’s be honest, is there ever really a time you couldn’t go for a glass of wine? Found out you have a test this week? Sounds like the perfect time for a glass of wine. Studying for that test has become too much? How about a glass of wine? Failed that test you studied so hard for? Wine. There is no such thing as a “bad” time for wine. If you think that what I’m saying is too good to be true, then just ask science. Science has decided to unveil their findings to the world and finally give us the truth that has been long overdue.
A glass of red wine can lower the chances of heart disease by 30% compared to those who do not drink this magic juice on a regular basis. Wine can also increase your brain’s health, reduce the chance of memory loss, and lower one’s mortality rate. Don’t believe me? Google it and let science speak for its self. Not only is wine beneficial to your health but it contributes to an overall happier, sexier, more free version of yourself.
After just one glass of wine you immediately feel more relaxed, more yourself. How can you deny yourself something that makes you feel so confident? It would be an injustice to deprive yourself of such happiness. I’m sure you all have read articles about how one glass on red wine may be equivalent to a whole hour at the gym. How could your trainer be mad at you for skipping a session when you’ve replaced it with eating—well drinking—your recommended daily serving of fruit? I mean, technically you ate healthy so missing one day at the gym cant be so bad. Not to mention the amount of antioxidants in wine will be far better for you than clogging your pores with a sweaty gym session.
Did you know that wine has the ability to make you even better looking than you were before you drank it? Go ahead, try it; give your friend a glass and wait for the compliments to start rolling in. Glass number two comes along and all of a sudden your drinking buddy can’t stop laughing. Wine has increased your humor game tremendously. How awesome!
While wine pairs well with friends it also works with foes. Wine gives you a happy drunk unlike any other alcohol. If you know you may be in the company of a few frenemies, uncork one of your favorite bottles and let the wine do the talking. You may even leave the party with a few more drinking buddies than when you arrived. Thanks wine!
Our long days can be tiring, nonetheless, but sometimes as soon as your head hits the pillow you can’t seem to fall asleep. Wine is there for you. Just one glass can put your mind at ease and allow you to slip into one of the most comforting sleeps you’ve had in a while. I’m getting sleepy just thinking about it.
Less people will be able to call you an alcoholic if you’re drinking wine since society deems it as classy and sophisticated. So skip the overpriced therapy session you’ve been dreading and head straight home to do what you planned all along, to pop open that new bottle. Go ahead, enjoy. Bask in the glorious wonders of wine.
