For those of you who deal with a woman on a daily basis whether it be a significant other, a mom, a sibling... you probably already know that when she says one thing, a lot of the time she means something else.

You might hear a decent amount of these weekly, maybe daily.

1. "I don't care where we eat."

She really means "I don't care where we eat... but it has to have fettuccine alfredo, coke products and should probably be Olive Garden." Meaning you are actually supposed to read her mind, of course.

2. "I'm not even that mad."

She really means "Drop it, I don't want to talk about it, It's getting us nowhere." I'd stop there.

3. "It's fine."

She really means "It's not fine but I'm not dealing with it anymore."

4. "We won't be shopping that long I promise."

She really means: "It's definitely going to take a while, but I can't tell you that or you won't come with me."

5. "I'll be ready in a minute."

She won't be ready in a minute, or even two or three. She probably won't even be ready within the hour. Good luck getting anywhere on time. It doesn't happen.

6. "I have no clothes!"

LOL. She really means she can't find anything to wear. If you counted her shirts I bet she'd have 78 sweaters, 132 blouses, and 43 cardigans. But, clearly, she has nothing to wear.

7. "You wanna know what you do that I really love..."

She's actually about to tell you something she WISHES you'd do that she'd really love. Such as washing the dishes, mowing the lawn, noricinf she colored her hair from brown to blonde... She doesn't actually mean you do it, but she says it in hopes you’ll catch on.

Women often mean other things than they say. If you don’t know a woman who does this, you’re probably lying.