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What Kind Of Potato Are You?

Are you a classic French fry or fun tater tot? I hope you potato-ppreciate this.

 Anna Piazza
Nov 07, 2016
Calvin College
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What Kind Of Potato Are You?
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" Potatoes have skin... I have skin... Therefore, I am a potato." -Anonymous

1. Sweet Potato

You’re the kindest, most caring person in the soil. People like you for your sweet personality and unique flavor.

2. Basic Potato

You love Uggs, selfies, and Pretty Little Liars and you can’t even get enough of Starbucks.

3. Classic French Fry


The best word to describe you is “Original.” You aren’t full of frills or fuss. You are not too much; you’re just right.

4. Potato Salad


You saucy fellow.

5. Home Fry

People can count on you because you’re a homie. You’re reliable, consistent and authentic.

6. Latke

You have a refined taste and appreciate quality. You’re known for your impeccable class and ease of pulling off fancy threads.

7. Couch Potato

Netflix and hanging out are your favorite activities. You’re so chill that friends look to you whenever they need to relax.

8. Waffle Fry

You’re very attentive to detail. Your are known for your wise observations of the world around you!

9. Mashed Potato

You’re a total extrovert and people person! You love to be in a blend of people with everyone having the same mindset or goal. You are also soft and playful!

10. Potato Chip

You are super versatile and people take you places because you are fun! Your view on life is spontaneous, energetic and tasty!

11. Hash Brown

Saturdays are your days. You love sleeping in and heading to a chill brunch, having conversation about your weekend plans and reveling in laid-backness.

12. Baked Potato

It takes patience to warm you up, but when you’re ready, everyone flocks to you. Like the Home Fry, you’re reliable once you get toasted up.

13. Potatoes Au Gratin


Whenever folks are in need of some hospitality and care, you’re there with open arms and comfort food. People often come to your room for some TLC.

14. Potato Skins

You’re flexible and you keep people together. Thick-skinned and inclusive, you are solid through and through.

15. Tater Tots


Bouncy, delightful and great with ketchup, you are everyone’s favorite friend. You're a bundle of joy and an explosion of flavor that blesses everyone around you.

Every potato is different and so are each of you. Embrace your unique qualities and surround yourself with potatoes!

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