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What It's Really Like to Have Brothers

Because it's not as fun as it sounds.

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What It's Really Like to Have Brothers
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I've grown up in a mainly male dominated household; I have two brothers and every single one of the four dogs we've ever owned have been males. Being the only girl, I've learned to fend for myself over the years, and I still have scars — physical and mental — from the years of my brothers' company. I always wanted a sister, and when I didn’t get one, I learned the hard way that I didn't belong in a man's world; they’re rough, they smell and they’ll tease the hell out of you until you cry. Having over 19 years of experience with two brothers, I’ve compiled a list of what it’s really like to live with boys your entire life.

1. There is never hot water for your shower. Ever.

2. Everything smells.

3. You live your life every day expecting to get punched, kicked or slapped.

4. Turning corners is never safe; they’ll be waiting to scare you.

5. If you don’t load up your plate first, all the food will be gone in seconds.

6. When you accidentally touch their dirty boxers or socks and you feel your soul leave your body.

7. You never got cute hand-me-downs, just oversized T-shirts to sleep in.

8. You get made fun of when you cry.

9. You get made fun of when you wear a dress.

10. You have to hide all your boy band paraphernalia or risk getting teased to death.

11. You never get to pick which movie to watch; it’s either "Saving Private Ryan" or "Lord of the Rings."

12. You have broken foot skin accidentally stepping on Legos.

13. Burping and farting are just normal sounds to you.

14. The whole house smells like a combination of Axe, Old Spice and B.O.

15. The toilet seat is always up.

16. Speaking of toilets ... pee. Everywhere. On every surface.

17. Screaming matches aren't just between sisters.

18. If you run out of body wash, you're forced to smell like a fresh man until your next shower because that's the only soap in the house.

19. Armpits and butts are in your face constantly.

20. Boys are gross and have no redeeming qualities that you can see.

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