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“What Even Are Pantyhose?” A (Legs)istential Crisis

The disappearance of crucial legwear

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“What Even Are Pantyhose?” A (Legs)istential Crisis
Nora Gouma

While walking across campus the past few weeks, I’ve had a shocking revelation. Wearing proper hosiery is decidedly a thing of the past. In fact, some college girls don’t know what I mean when I say the word “pantyhose.” So, in other words, I am referring to “tights” or “stockings” which cover a woman’s legs while wearing a skirt or dress. In the midst of the hustle of sorority recruitment, I couldn’t help but cringe seeing packs of bare-legged ladies in sub-30 degree temperatures.

Though this may seem like a trivial style observation, it can also be seen as a shift in societal norms. Not long ago, nearly every woman in America owned at least one pair and wore them on a regular basis. In fact, during the 1940’s WWII-era pantyhose were items that had to be rationed as they were so prevalent in American society.

The disappearance of this underrated article of clothing can be traced back to several factors. To begin, they are expensive! A good pair of hosiery can run from $6-$20 in price. For many of my fellow ladies, it can be hard to justify spending money on something that you could simply go without. Another downside to hose is that they can rip or tear easily (ladies with long nails, beware!). And still, if you can get past the price and need for careful handling, wearing pantyhose can be downright uncomfortable.

Yet, the pros of pantyhose are much greater than the cons. I would argue that they justify the cost and provide reason to take care of your hosiery well. For one, wearing pantyhose makes you feel classy. Not just “I’m dressed up for a presentation” classy, but more like “I’m the Queen of England” classy. Too far? Nonetheless, wearing them makes you appear more professional and gives you an element of sophistication. The best part is that they make your legs look fantastic. Pantyhose also come in a variety of shades and colors. The sheer types are made to match your skin tone. Meaning, unless someone is very close, they won’t even be able to tell you’re wearing them. Or, if you want to wear a colored or patterned type with your outfit, there are a wide variety on the market to choose from. Lastly, and perhaps most logically, wearing hose protects your legs from the elements. Just as it wouldn’t make sense to wear a tank-top outside in December, it doesn’t make sense to have exposed legs without an extra layer of protection.

Now, I will admit that wearing pantyhose is not necessary in the spring and summer. From late April until early September, it is safe to pack away the tights. However, for those critical seven months in between, bring on the hose! Your legs will thank you.


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