To be honest, I never would have been caught dead watching a show like "The Bachelor."Because, c'mon, how can someone fall in love on a television show surrounded by cameras and prepped by producers on a daily basis? As I'm now eating my words and religiously watching, I can't wait for next week's reunion episode. So, whether you're team JoJo or Lauren B., here's a few things we all want to (but know probably won't) happen on this weeks episode of "The Bachelor: The Women Tell All."

1. Olivia addressing all things Olivia (decoding Ben's "signs," her fat toes, bad breath and all).

2. An all-out sister brawl between Haley and Emily to settle once and for all how Emily sold out Haley for Ben.

3. Amanda calling out Ben once again just to make him feel bad about having her fly back and leave her kids, only to be sent back home.

4. Leah still admitting that Lauren B.'s "different in the house."

5. Emily admitting she thinks she looked better with her hair down, so she refused to use the hair tie on her wrist when they were on the wind tunnel of an island.

6. JoJo addressing her mother taking a bottle to the face on her awkward hometown visit.

7. Caila explaining how her mother, on her hometown visit, was completely unaware of the fact that three other women were still vying for Ben's affection.

8. Caila also telling us how many cups of coffee a day she has to be so perky and bubbly all the time.

9. A wildlife expert updating Ben and Lauren B. on how the baby sea turtles they released into the wild are doing.

10. The girls still freaking out at Jubilee because she seriously asked "if anyone else wants to go on [her] date."

11. Ghosts of boyfriends past (i.e. the mysterious Chad who sent Joo flowers and Caila's ex of one year whom she broke up with to fight to fall in love with Ben) to come and plead for their women back.

12. Olivia freaking out at the shows' editors that they made it seem like Ben left her on a deserted island.

13. Ben giving a step-by-step tutorial how to completely avoid questions and quell crisis (i.e. Caila telling him she loves him, Ben not saying it back and somehow getting away unscathed?).

14. Drunk Lace, because we just didn't get enough.

15. Lauren B. and JoJo, "Say Yes to the Dress" style, picking out their final rose ceremony gowns.

16. JoJo reenacting her incredibly adorable reaction to Ben telling her he loves her back.

17. Lauren B. admitting to us that she knew she was going on a date with Ben at 4 a.m. (because who sleeps with a full face of makeup on?!?!).

18. And finally, Perfect Ben telling us who he gives that AMAZING 90K Neil Lane ring to.

(Disclaimer: I am fully #TeamJoJo)