It's that time of year again! The bachelorette is back, and better than ever. I assume at least, this is actually the first season I'm ever going to have watched... but I digress. This season is about to be wild, with fights, tears, love confessions, more fights, more tears, and even more love confessions. There's all sorts of bachelors from firefighters and former football players, to erectile dysfunction specialists and Santa Clause. They're all unbelievable attractive, but some of them are a little too weird, or a little too wild. Here's my list of the 5 best and worst contestants on this season.
5 worst contestants:
5. Will
He may actually be a quality guy, but to be honest, it bugged me that he tried to kiss JoJo so early on. I know Jordan did it, but you could tell that JoJo wasn't that comfortable with Will. The kiss was awkward and uncomfortable for all parties involved, including the audience. Theres literally no other reason that he's on this list, he's just really uncomfortable, yet adorable.
4. James S.
The self proclaimed Bachelor Super Fan is not-so-obviously only on the show becasue he loves it so much. It seems like a cheap ploy by the producers to get some recognition for their work, he's even more uncomfortable than Will's kiss with JoJo.
3. Brandon
He's either here because he really wants to find love, or he lost a bet. Noone knows. He flat out said he had never seen the show before and had no idea who JoJo was. Only time will tell with this one. Anyone who's job description is "hipster" needs to be questioned.
2. Daniel
His first impression was with an overused quote from an old (by internet standards that is) viral video, that JoJo didn't even get! His first on camera interview he says that you have to keep it chill on the first night. He then proceeds to get hammered, strip naked, and dive into the pool. Hes a trainwreck waiting to happen. I was shocked when he got a rose.
1. Chad
From one episode, people already hate him. He's hot as hell, but he's way too cocky for his own good. In the words of Amy Poehler, "whatever dude, a lot of people are cute, so relax." The preview shows him threatening other contestants, and in a bloody fight. I don't like him, but I'm excited for the drama to unfold... sue me... why else would I watch this show? If there was a rose for biggest douche, he would get it.
5 best contestants:
5. Ali & Wells
This one is a tie, because they're both so adorable. Ali looks like Aladdin and plays the piano. Wells is a music nerd and has his own quartette to serenade him and JoJo. I love both of them so much, they're the perfect mix of hot and nerdy.
4. Nick B.
Anyone with the balls to walk out of the limo in a Santa suit, and rock it all night, is clearly a winner. When he finally took off the beard he was pretty decent looking too. He has a sense of humor, and you know that it is going to take a lot to rock this guy. New drinking game: Take a sip for everytime he says "Jo, Jo, Jo!"
3. Alex
He was "the douchebag that came in and grabbed her immediately," but hey, JoJo clearly dug it. He's a hot, marine, bad boy with a heart of gold. He's gorgeous, and he's sweet. He wooed JoJo and the audience with his pushups and adorable smile. Theres no doubt in my mind that he is going to go far. He may be small, but he's not going down without a fight.
2. Jordan
There is chemistry up the wazoo with Jordan and JoJo. He's a former professional football player, and brother of current professional quarterback Aaron Rodgers. The resemblance between Aaron and Jordan is uncanny, at times I forgot that it was actually Jordan and not Aaron. Jordan received the first (real) kiss, and the first impression rose. The second Jordan and JoJo started talked, we all knew he would be a front runner in this competition. He's probably going to end up with the final rose, and JoJo on his arm.
1. Luke
HE SHOWED UP ON A UNICORN. A UNICORN NAMED COCONUT. He's a hot country boy from Texas, and you could tell the second JoJo met him she was sold. There was instant chemistry with these two. Luke is honest, clearly there for all the right reasons. He's my pick for the final one (yeah yeah yeah I just said Jordan was probably going to get it, but you have to have your own favorite too!)
