It's officially summertime, which means only one thing for me: watermelon. Watermelon is by far my favorite food. It's both delicious and healthy, and it doesn't get better than that. While cold, watermelon by itself is exceptional. Here, however, are 10 other ways to expand your watermelon horizons this summer.
1. Watermelon Popsicles
Watermelon is a dish best served cold, but why not go for freezing? Blend some watermelon up and freeze it in popsicle molds to enjoy a ice cold treat on a hot summer day.
2. Watermelon Salads
Salads are green and boring. Let's turn that leafy disgrace into something worth eating. Cut up some watermelon and throw it on any of your favorite salads.
3. Watermelon Casserole
Now that we got the first course out of the way, we might as well finish off with a nice watermelon casserole. Heat that oven up to 350ºF and throw some spinach, chicken, and cheese into the mix. The ingredients don't matter, because you can't go wrong with watermelon.
4. Watermelon $wag
Why stop at food? All those brand name stores charge so much clothing. Watermelon attire shows off those vibrant green and red colors that just scream summer.
5. Watermelon Songs
Want to have that summer hit single? Singing about watermelon will be universally favored, and you'll reach triple platinum in no time. Just find words that rhyme with watermelon...
6. Watermelon Furniture
Solid colors are so 2015. Upgrade your home with the latest watermelon patterned appliances and furnishings like a watermelon refrigerator, watermelon couch, watermelon dining table, etc. Show your friends that you're the trendy one in the group.
7. Watermelon Cars
Ride in style. Why show your love of watermelon to only the people you know? Drive around in the 2016 XS Watermelon to impress not only your friends, but also your fellow strangers on the road. I can feel the jealousy already.
8. Watermelon House
Tired of competing with your neighbors for best house on the block? Destroy the competition by completely upgrading your house. Watermelon has a thick rind to protect you from severe winds, and it is very water-absorbent in case of flooding.
9. Watermelon Farmer
That 9-5 killing you? Looking for something new? A career as a watermelon farmer is the most rewarding job on the planet. When you work for your watermelon, it tastes even more delicious.
10. Watermelon Children
Start your family the right way. Watermelon children are the best kids a lucky couple could have. Pick up this cutie at your local watermelon adoption agency for $6.95. You'll make her day, and she'll make yours.
