I would hope we all know where babies come from. Well, I certainly do. My parents and I are avid movie watchers, and we love bonding over movies and spending time together as a family watching them.
However, some of the movies we watch evidently have sex scenes in them. While I am an adult, and my parents clearly are as well, I still always manage to cringe whenever a sex scene comes on the screen, and I am sitting next to my parents. It’s usually less awkward with my mom because we’re both women, but my dad still pictures me as a little girl even though I’m 21.
Therefore, it is horrifying for those 30 seconds to 1 minute that I must suffer through watching the sex scene with my parents.
Have no fear because there are other things that I’d rather do than watch the sex scene with my parents sitting next to me…
1. Skinny dip in a polar bear’s bathtub
2. Walk around all day with toilet paper stuck to my shoe
3. Wear my bra over my shirt and my underwear over my pants
4. Be glued to a chair for a whole week
5. Bunk with a squirrel in a tree for a month
6. Clean up after my roommate (That’s not sooooooooo bad)
7. Birth someone else’s child (I am guessing that even birthing one’s own isn't such a joy always)
8. Live in that RV that Eliza Thornberry lives in and talk to animals in hopes of not being attacked
9. Share the last cookie
10. Watch my boyfriend’s favorite TV show
11. Dress a llama in pajamas
12. Be sent to jail for vandalizing Donald Trump’s White House
13. Eat chicken every day for the rest of my life
14. Have Mariah Carey sing “All I want for Christmas is You” off key in my ear
15. Have toenails so sharp that my socks rip
16. Pole dance in a firehouse
17. Juggle cantaloupes as a hobby
Okay, maybe I’ve exaggerated a bit. Perhaps, watching a sex scene in a film with my parents isn't complete torture. You’ve got to admit that some of the activities that I’ve listed sound amusing and could be worth a try for comedic purposes. Sex scenes in movies aren’t so bad. After all, how else would you be able to watch sex scenes in movies if sex scenes didn’t exist in real life?