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A Warning Letter To My Future Husband

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This is a warning letter to who ever decides to wife this craziness.

I am going to give you some heads up, and tips on the do’s, the dont’s, and the “unsaid, and implied wants.”

1. I have a HORRIBLE attitude.

I am just going to get that out. I am very hard headed and stubborn. I usually want it my way, and there is really no in between. Sorry, it not really going to change. :)

2. I like to cook… so prepare to gain a little weight… or maybe a lot.

I won’t intentionally get you fat, but don’t blame me when you cant button your favorite pair of jeans anymore.

3. I think I am slightly OCD.

I am going to ask you to do favors for me. And, until you see me do the same task a thousand times, you probably wont do it right. Which will lead to me getting pissed off, and you getting upset. Yes, I should've just done it my self.. I KNOW!

4. I am an INDEPENDENT women, who can also be needy.

I am self sufficient, and I will always have my own money, and be able to do for myself. HOWEVER, you buying me a new Kate Spade or Michael Kors… or anything else your heart desires is well appreciated too. I LOVE nice things, and while I could by it for my self… well so could you. (you gotta love me)

5. I am high maintenance… but I can also be a cheap date.

I am more of a home body. I don't really like the party scene. So that will save you some money. Just order me take out and get some movies, and I'm ready to go.. But, like I said before , I like nice things. So all that saved money…you know what to do.

6. Family is EVERYTHING.

It’s simple, if the family doesn't like you, then I don't like you. NO MAN is good enough to me, that will cause a constant issues with my family. My mother has never been wrong about a guy I've dated.

7. Please understand this, me saying ‘Leave me alone’ really means ‘talk to me, and make me stop being mad at you.”

Im not sure why guys have such a hard time understanding that… Its simple girl logic.

8. I like to joke around.

You have to have a good sense of humor. If not… well yea ask the last guy.. :)

9. I want 10,000 kids!!

I love babies. I will birth them, love them until they are about 2.. then they are all yours! Lol just kidding. I love and hate kids all at the same time. I love my siblings, but I hate other peoples children. (sometimes)

10. I promise to love you, and even though it may not seem that way sometimes… just know I do.

I can be very indecisive, and needy. But, I will love you, and I will be your biggest supporter and strongest back bone. No one is going to have you, like I do.

P.S. Good Luck

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