A cold front just came through Texas, and while it has been beyond wonderful, we all know that pretty soon it’ll be back up in the 90’s in no time. Which, if we’re being honest, sounds completely dreadful – it is fall now, after all. So here are 43 things I’d rather do than have to go back to 90 degree weather in October:
1. Jump out of a plane – skydiving is not appealing to me, but I’d still rather do that than suffer from heat exhaustion walking to class
2. Eat ice cream after I drop it on the ground
3. Listen to ninety cats sharpen their claws on a chalkboard
3. Drink a pumpkin spice latte – we all know those taste disgusting
4. Read the technical manual for how to put together Ikea furniture (who actually reads that?)
5. Have strep throat
6. Be the person at the zoo who cleans the elephant poop
7. Build a computer from scratch – how do people even do that?
8. Actually agree with Donald Trump that his ideas are good (okay this one may be hard to do but living in this weather is also hard to do)
9. Read the dictionary cover to cover
10. Babysit 150 babies by myself
11. Babysit 150 13-year-olds by myself
12. Go the rest of my life without drinking another Dr. Pepper
13. And only drinking College Station water
14. Having the knowledge of Wes Anderson movies wiped from my brain – how sad
15. Never being able to listen to good music again
16. Do the 100 Layers of mascara challenge and then have to go to sleep without being able to take it off
17. Live in Kentucky
18. Live in Antarctica
19. Live in the Space Station
20. Be roommates with Paris Hilton
21. Only own a Blackberry phone
22. Never be able to clean underneath my fingernails again
23. Sell an arm
24. Sell a leg
25. Shave my head
26. Only be able to have a snail as a pet for the rest of my life
27. Have to name my first born child Rumpelstiltskin because I married a man named Rumpelstiltskin and he wanted to name his first born that.
28. Let a blind person give me a haircut
29. Let a blind person trim my nails
30. Let a toddler do my makeup for a date
31. Wear 1800s inspired clothes for the rest of my life
32. Go back in time and live in the 1800s – yikes
33. Never have dreams while I sleep again
34. Marry someone who genuinely thinks Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper
35. Marry someone who genuinely thinks Country Bears is the best movie of all time
36. Marry someone who genuinely thinks the band LMFAO didn’t produce one good song
37. Only be able to style my hair by using butterfly clips for the rest of my life
38. Never listen to a podcast again
39. Eat Brussel sprouts
40. Look at art and not be moved
41. Live in a place where the highest the temperature ever got to was 40 degrees
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